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rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Go Green Wave!
Lesson 1 Lesson 5 Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems. 1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh. 2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out. Time allowed for this - all morning.
Swadvad
You non-parent (clueless) ones. You think Zoomie is exagerating. I think she toned it down! (My two are still worth it!)
Lesson 1 1. Go to the grocery store. 2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office. Lesson 5 Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems. 1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh. 2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out. Time allowed for this - all morning.
Michelle
That is my favorite, although it is all sooo true! My wife had our son 2 months ago...it changes your life. I mean you can see the impact in my log...I may go 2 weeks without running! Although I wouldn't trade him for anything in the world
who doesn't love a 2-year-old in a toga?