Demotivational (Read 4108 times)

jEfFgObLuE


I've got a fever...

     Hey, I didn't know Kilmer is gonna play the Penguin.

    On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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      I swear I thought that pic was Travolta (although the context tells me otherwise).

       

      Holy smokes... both fattened up and are doppelgangers.  Maybe they DO all turn into L Ron Hubbard's aliens.

       

        jEfFgObLuE with POD.

         

         

         

         

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        rectumdamnnearkilledem

          I think I see wings...


          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

               ~ Sarah Kay

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          rectumdamnnearkilledem

            Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

            remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                 ~ Sarah Kay


            Menace to Sobriety

              Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

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                fupa

                 

                  I can't believe FUPA has actually taken off. My friends made this up in the mid 90's. I used it and always had to explain it to people, but now I actually hear other people use it.

                   

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                  rectumdamnnearkilledem

                    I can't believe FUPA has actually taken off. My friends made this up in the mid 90's. I used it and always had to explain it to people, but now I actually hear other people use it.

                     

                    Yeah...and my friends and I thought we made up SBD, too... Tongue

                    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                         ~ Sarah Kay

                      I don't know what SBD is, but friends actually did make up FUPA, that and the Donkey Punch. But, I haven't heard too many people refer to a Donkey Punch yet. I didn't make up crap, I am not that creative.

                       


                      Feeling the growl again

                         but friends actually did make up FUPA, that and the Donkey Punch. 

                         Donkey Punch.  Now there's a college throwback...

                        "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

                         

                        I am spaniel - Crusher of Treadmills

                         

                        Biking Bad


                        finnegan begin again




                          SO ANYWAY, A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR

                           - "We cleverly replaced the finish line with a steel

                          STOP ME IF YOU"VE HEARD THIS

                          "... the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value..."  Thomas Paine Dec 23, 1776 The Crisis 

                           

                          Adversity is the first path to truth. Lord Byron

                           

                          "No one plans to fail…..they fail to plan" Skinny Pete

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                            I don't know what SBD is, .

                             

                            -15 from Ravenclaw.

                             


                            Dave

                              I don't know what SBD is, 

                               

                              South Beach Diet?

                              I ran a mile and I liked it, liked it, liked it.

                              dgb2n@yahoo.com

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                                WWSBD?