Lets be realistic (Read 2364 times)

keeponrunning


     

     

    That'd be Hebrew, I believe, these are words recited for the plagues at the passover seder.

     

     

     

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    xor


      They took the original Torah, in its original English, and they translated it into Hebrew, so the Jews could understand it better.

       

      Then they translated it to Japanese.  Three times.

       

      Scared the shit out of the population of Hawai'i.

       

      L Train


           1. (exodus 7:14–25˄) water turned to blood killing all fish and other water life. (Dam)
           2. (exodus 8:1–8:15˄) frogs (Tsifardeah)
           3. (exodus 8:16–19˄) lice or gnats (Kinim)
           4. (exodus 8:20–30˄) flies or beasts (Arov)
           5. (exodus 9:1–7˄) disease on livestock (Dever)
           6. (exodus 9:8–12˄) unhealable boils (Shkhin)
           7. (exodus 9:13–35˄) hail mixed with fire (Barad)
           8. (exodus 10:1–20˄) locusts (Arbeh)
           9. (exodus 10:21–29˄) darkness (Choshech)
          10. (exodus 11˄,12˄) death of the first-born of all Egyptian families. (Makat b'chorot)

         

        I really think only #6 or possibly #4 (flies or beasts is really quite a range, you'd think that would have been narrowed down a bit) could stop the OP from running sub 4:00.  I mean what are frogs really going to do? 

         

        keeponrunning


           

          I really think only #6 or possibly #4 (flies or beasts is really quite a range, you'd think that would have been narrowed down a bit) could stop the OP from running sub 4:00.  I mean what are frogs really going to do? 

           well, #1 would cause him to be dehydrated, and frogs would be quite slippery...

          BTW, the 'flies or beasts' they are talking about flew around/swarmed like flies, but are said to have been quite large and monstrous, so that is probably where the 'or beasts' came from.  Don't have time to check my Bible to actually quote.  I'm on my way out the door.

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          Marylander


            I mean what are frogs really going to do? 

             

            They're really slippery. He'll need to wear spikes or screw shoes for traction...

            Seanv2


              I am prepared to cover myself in bug spray, wear spikes and put on a head lamp to break four hours.

               

               

              As for unhealable boils, I'll just need to DBTFU.

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                 I mean what are frogs really going to do? 

                 

                Way sub-4

                It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                   

                  I really think only #6 or possibly #4 (flies or beasts is really quite a range, you'd think that would have been narrowed down a bit) could stop the OP from running sub 4:00.  I mean what are frogs really going to do? 

                   

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                  A Saucy Wench

                    Just when I thought the OP's question had be sufficiently answered.  I love this place.

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                      I heard I could find some magic beans here?
                      Seanv2


                        I heard I could find some magic beans here?

                         

                        Magic beans are apparently available at the end of five months of fifty mile weeks. Or maybe its locusts? I get confused.

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                            Magic beans are not kosher l'pesach.


                            A Saucy Wench

                              Magic beans are not kosher l'pesach.

                               Ah..this explains your recent string of marathons.  All us non-kosher types have the magic beans

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                              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                              xor


                                Do magic mushrooms work like beans?

                                 

                                Magic beans give me magic gas.