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Abs of Flabs
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
That's more gross than watching Survivorman eat bugs for lunch.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Member Since 2008
You can squeeze water out of a fresh elephant dung and drink that. This is expert advice from Bear ". So it goes.
You can squeeze water out of a fresh elephant dung and drink that. This is expert advice from Bear "Pretty Boy" Grylls, as he held the elephant dung above his head and dripped the liquid into his mouth. So it goes.
Michelle
Incredibly, he wasn't gagging or anything. Oh wait, that was because I was gagging FOR him. That guy is nuts. Definitely not as practical as Survivor Man.