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Biggus dickus (Read 316 times)


Queen of 3rd Place

    Mainstream media summary of an article in today's Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. Using computer-generated images, the researchers found data suggesting that women are attracted to big penises:

    http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51469938/ns/health-mens_health/#.UWNCBZPviSo

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    chaquita73


      LOL--I'm not even sure where to begin with my comments on this "research"!


      Needs more cowbell!

        Well, duh!!!  They wasted research dollars on verifying common sense.

        Kirsten - aka "Auntie Kirsten"

        '14 Goals:

        • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

        • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

        kaleidoscopeEyes


          "PNAS".

           

          How would you pronounce that acronym?


          Old, Slow, Happy

            Okay.  My name is Richard.  I am often called Dick (or a dick Smile).  In college, I was called Big Dick and Bigus Dickus.  I'm 6'3" and I weigh about 215 since my knee surgery.  Is that big enough for you???


            I'm back!

              The human male possesses the Italian designer faucet of penises. They’re pretty big, the biggest of any primate’s relative to body size. And they’re showy, too, right out there, front and center on our upright bodies (i.e., they don’t retract), as if they were meant to be seen as part of the décor. Why?

               

              It bears mentioning here that one theory on the origin of bipedalism is that we evolved it specifically to show off our penises. (So much for Born to Run.)


              Regular ass person

                "Not only were the ratings higher, but the women also spent more time gazing at the generously endowed figures, a sign they preferred looking at them as opposed to figures with smaller penises."

                 

                 

                I seriously LOL'd at this.


                day after day sameness

                  Well...sure beats Incontinentia Buttocks.

                  I've done my best to live the right way; I get up every morning and go to work each day...

                    Well...sure beats Incontinentia Buttocks.

                     

                    Nice one!

                      The human male possesses the Italian designer faucet of penises. They’re pretty big, the biggest of any primate’s relative to body size. And they’re showy, too, right out there, front and center on our upright bodies (i.e., they don’t retract), as if they were meant to be seen as part of the décor. Why?

                       

                      It bears mentioning here that one theory on the origin of bipedalism is that we evolved it specifically to show off our penises. (So much for Born to Run.)

                      Maybe Red Bird could raise that defense at his court date ...

                      “Everything you need is already inside.” -- Bill Bowerman


                      Fat butt on couch

                        "Not only were the ratings higher, but the women also spent more time gazing at the generously endowed figures, a sign they preferred looking at them as opposed to figures with smaller penises."

                         

                         

                        I seriously LOL'd at this.

                         

                        They failed to understand the difference between a preference and a spectacle.

                        "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

                         

                        FSocks


                        "Inspirational"

                          Breaking News!  Men prefer women with Biggus Boobus.

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                          northernman


                          Fight The Future

                            The human male possesses the Italian designer faucet of penises. They’re pretty big, the biggest of any primate’s relative to body size. And they’re showy, too, right out there, front and center on our upright bodies (i.e., they don’t retract), as if they were meant to be seen as part of the décor. Why?

                             

                            It bears mentioning here that one theory on the origin of bipedalism is that we evolved it specifically to show off our penises. (So much for Born to Run.)

                             

                            It still is consistent with the improved running theory. It simply was to provide an additional appendage to strap your iphone to while running. Also made it easier to reach the buttons to change tunes.

                              Breaking News!  Men prefer women with Biggus Boobus.

                               

                              Where is the research to back up this claim?

                                Where is the research to back up this claim?

                                 

                                here's a bit.

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