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You can call me 박사 심술 궂은 구두쇠.

 

Under 4:15 in the mile for females, and 3:45 for males; does that sound about right?

Woah, woah, woah.  Let's not get too out of hand.  3:50 and 4:20 sounds about right.

I keep forgetting that this is Kimmer's thread.

Way to ridicule her running. Jeez!

 

I'm a terrible person.

I don't get the feeling that you're a bad person. I however am a terrible person, I pee on my girl friend in the shower, on her foot and shin from time to time. Almost got busted last week, we had asparagus the night before and I peed on her foot in the shower, and she axed WTF that smell was. I said, what smell, I don't smell anything. That my friend is a terrible thing to do.

Sup bitches

Sorry FSocks! I realized that I forgot to say hi to you.

Hi.

 

I don't get the feeling that you're a bad person. I however am a terrible person, I pee on my girl friend in the shower, on her foot and shin from time to time. Almost got busted last week, we had asparagus the night before and I peed on her foot in the shower, and she axed WTF that smell was. I said, what smell, I don't smell anything. That my friend is a terrible thing to do.

Let me get this straight - you pee on your girlfriend in the shower? And that's only a problem when it's asparagus pee, otherwise it's all good?

 

Let me get this straight - you pee on your girlfriend in the shower? And that's only a problem when it's asparagus pee, otherwise it's all good?

That's right my man, I pee on her foot at least once a week. It was only a problem once, when it had a funny smell to it and she was like, WTF IZZAT, dunno, IS WAT, That smell.  It damn sure is all good, unless she catchers me, then she might EFFF me up. She's biggern' me, she's 6ft tall. The best time to do this is when she is washing the conditioner out of her hair, it takes longer for this than shampoo. Then I got carte blanche to do what I want. Try it sometime, you'll see. she'll have no idea what's happening, she'll prolly just think you're stoked to shower with her. I would video this for you to see how much fun it is, but I don't want guys or girls pervin' on my lady friend.

^^^Sorry brah, I don't kiss and tell. Actually, I'd ultra psyched if she could run more than a mile. She's not really into it, which fine by me. She's into hiking and shit, camping, learning to climb a lil', and making suite love.