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It looks like I've added "wild boar attack" to the array of mental tricks I play on myself to run faster, along with being chased by crazed drunken hunters, the Blair Witch, Stephen King's IT, and the crazed "zombies" from the movie 28 Days Later (those muthas can move).
Plus, I can't imagine any of my children actually pulling the trigger to kill an animal.
Michelle
You should have seen me crying like a baby when one of our pet hamsters escaped and found it's way to the sump pump in the basement. I felt sick to my stomach, poor little thing. Hamsters can't swim.
Oh no...sorry! That's terrible! How long had it been missing? I remember when ours kept getting out and one night it crawled over my dad, who was sleeping in bed. He was so startled he said he just picked whatever it was up and flung it into the wall. I was just a kid, but he says that Creampuff was alright and wasn't harmed.)
This string is positively hilarious - we've gone from 1,051 pound wild boar shot dead by an 11-year old with a .50 caliber handgun to a hamster drowning in a sump pump...
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
I like hunting. Venison is some good, lean eats. I will likely never shoot anything, myself, but if my son were to ever show any interest in hunting I would have him learn from one of the best--backroadrunner. k
I've got a fever...
It looks like I've added "wild boar attack" to the array of mental tricks I play on myself to run faster, along with being chased by psychopathic hunters, the Blair Witch, Stephen King's IT, and the crazed "zombies" from the movie 28 Days Later (those muthas can move).
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Also, imagining myself as one of the 28 Days Later zombies is also effective, but I think I run faster when I imagine they're chasing me instead of the other way around.
Is the sequel out, yet? I wonder if it's any good... The original was pretty cool. Though nothing beats "Shaun of the Dead."
Yeah, the sequel (28 Weeks Later) is out. Don't know much about it, but I have heard that Robert Carlyle is in it. That dude is cool as hell, esp in Trainspotting as Begbie. I have heard nothing but raves over Shaun of the Dead. I need to see that.