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why cant i increase my running distance ? (Read 2567 times)

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      How to increase your running distance is oddly similar to the answer of what a yellow light means.

       

      It's worth watching the whole scene, but the answer comes somewhere around 4:11.

       

         

        But what if I use a very bad fake accent?

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          Ok

           

          read Nobby's post and if I were to follow one person's advice it would be Nobby

           

          But if you want much less qualified advice

           

          *  Run faster 1x a week

          *  Run long and slow 1x a week

          *  Run short or medium and slow most of the rest of the time

          *  Run more often

          *  Get plenty of sleep, h20 and eat healthy

          *  Smile and enjoy running

          *  Stop thinking so much

           

           

           

           

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            I'm not sure yet.  Could you please clarify?

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              #1)  The original inquiry was answered well by Nobby, Dopple Bock, srlopez. 

               

              #2)  SMS inspired posts are no more annoying than posts containing 7 paragraph when 3 sentences would do.

               

                #1)  The original inquiry was answered well by Nobby, Dopple Bock, srlopez. 

                 

                #2)  SMS inspired posts are no more annoying than posts containing 7 paragraph when 3 sentences would do.

                 

                 

                zing....

                 

                Though, I'd think that typing SMS style messages on a full computer key board would be harder than using full and correctly spelled words.

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                  #1)  The original inquiry was answered well by Nobby, Dopple Bock, srlopez. 

                   

                  #2)  SMS inspired posts are no more annoying than posts containing 7 paragraph when 3 sentences would do.

                   

                  tl;dr

                     

                    Post of the day. The style of the OP's post mirrors its content. Those who can't make a distinction between the spelling and grammar mistakes that Nobby makes and the carelessness of the OP's writing are profoundly ignorant of the effort it takes to communicate in a second language.

                     

                     

                    I appreciate Nobby's point (and also your own), I quibble only with way he expressed his outrage. It's just this thing I have, that if someone uses slang it does not make them exempt from normal standards of politeness. Maybe I'm just profoundly ignorant.

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                        I appreciate Nobby's point (and also your own), I quibble only with way he expressed his outrage. It's just this thing I have, that if someone uses slang it does not make them exempt from normal standards of politeness. Maybe I'm just profoundly ignorant.

                        Which was my point. I can't believe it caused all this nonsense.

                         

                        To Nobby, I was not calling you a dumb foreigner. What I was saying was that, because you have had to struggle learning English I can understand your frustration when native speakers don't seem to make any effort.

                         


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                          How to increase your running distance is oddly similar to the answer of what a yellow light means.

                           

                          It's worth watching the whole scene, but the answer comes somewhere around 4:11.

                           

                          It's been ages since I have seen that.  It's still hilarious.  Thank you.

                           

                          The brownie scene is good to.  At a little past 7:00 his face is hysterical.

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                            How to increase your running distance is oddly similar to the answer of what a yellow light means.

                             

                            It's worth watching the whole scene, but the answer comes somewhere around 4:11.

                            That was great.

                             

                            Mental illness or narcotic addiction?

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