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Whiners (Read 503 times)

    You're pretty young to be a whiny Old Man, Oldman     Big grin

     

    You're right, he's a young whippersnapper.

    Well at least someone here is making relevance to the subject. - S.J.

      I complain to my wife that I'm 3 pounds above my optimal racing weight. And then she punches me in the face.

       

      This has me laughing out loud at my desk. I would probably punch you in the neck after she punches you in the face.

       

       

       

       

       

       


      Am I doing this right?

        You're pretty young to be a whiny Old Man, Oldman     Big grin

         

         

        My only goal someday is to be a dirty old man, not a whiny old man.

        No excuses....

        DoppleBock


          Why can I run 90-100 miles a week and feel like I am being lazy and not training?

           

          It's all because of a person's perspective or frame of reference - Many people who do not whine have been punched in the nut sack so many times that a hammer to the shins is hardly noticeable.

          Retired 1/1/13 ... Tired of being broken and fat  ... Hit 296# Memorial Day 2016 - New goal = To be able to enjoy running 4-5 hours through the woods again by Fall 2016. April 2017

           

           

          DoppleBock


            Amen

             

             

             

            My only goal someday is to be a dirty old man, not a whiny old man.

            Retired 1/1/13 ... Tired of being broken and fat  ... Hit 296# Memorial Day 2016 - New goal = To be able to enjoy running 4-5 hours through the woods again by Fall 2016. April 2017

             

             

            MariosLeasholder


              I complain to my wife that I'm 3 pounds above my optimal racing weight. And then she punches me in the face.

               

              That literally made me laugh out loud


              2016 Pre-race photo

                 

                That literally made me laugh out loud

                 

                Stop using the word "literally" that way.  I don't care if the cool kids use it.  I figuratively have a shit fit when someone uses the word that way. Metaphorically speaking my head explodes! Stooooop Noowwwwww! Pleeeeaasssse!

                How's that for whining?Smile

                2016 Races

                4/3/16 --Shamrock Shuffle, Chicago  51:16

                4/30/16--Crazy Legs Classic, Madison 52:34

                Memorial Day Weekend - Soldier Field 10 1:55:33

                8/20  -- Madison Mini(Half Marathon) 2:23:11

                9/18/-Ready to Run 20 miler, Chicago Area Runners Association 4:13:11

                10/16  Fall 15K, Madison: 1:44:15

                 

                zonykel


                   

                  Stop using the word "literally" that way.  I don't care if the cool kids use it.  I figuratively have a shit fit when someone uses the word that way. Metaphorically speaking my head explodes! Stooooop Noowwwwww! Pleeeeaasssse!

                  How's that for whining?Smile

                   

                   

                  Main Entry: lit·er·al·ly <input title="Listen to the pronunciation of literally" type="button" />

                  Pronunciation: \ˈli-tə-rə-lē, ˈli-trə-lē,ˈli-tər-lē\

                  Function: adverb

                  Etymology:

                  Date: 1533

                  1 : in a sense or manner : actually<took the remark literally> <wasliterally insane> 2 : : virtually<will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice — Norman Cousins>

                  usage Since some people take sense 2 to be the opposite of sense 1, it has been frequently criticized as a misuse. Instead, the use is pure hyperbole intended to gain emphasis, but it often appears in contexts where no additional emphasis is necessary.

                   

                  RunningBadger


                    We all need whiners out there to put our own problems in perspective. It's ok to whine as long as you don't let it shut you down. Whine on!

                    DoppleBock


                      I think ideal race weight for me would be @ 175, I have not raced below 200, but one (barely) - When she gets tired of punchin you, I could take over ...

                       

                      I complain to my wife that I'm 3 pounds above my optimal racing weight. And then she punches me in the face.

                      Retired 1/1/13 ... Tired of being broken and fat  ... Hit 296# Memorial Day 2016 - New goal = To be able to enjoy running 4-5 hours through the woods again by Fall 2016. April 2017

                       

                       

                        tough hanging w/ the fellas this morning. got schooled on real runners versus "wannabes".

                        Get off my porch

                        northernman


                        Fight The Future

                          I think ideal race weight for me would be @ 175, I have not raced below 200, but one (barely) - When she gets tired of punchin you, I could take over ...

                           

                           

                          I'm literally starting to feel like a punching bag.

                          dotatl


                            Don't you hate it when the weight just won't stay on?  I mean, you try to eat more but you just stay skinny!  *duck*


                            Mostly harmless

                              I've lost so much weight running I keep having to buy all new clothes! This sucks!

                              "Their tears will salt the rims of my margaritas." - katarama

                              L Train


                                And then she punches me in the face.

                                 

                                Hold up, my wife is literally a bigamist?

                                 

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