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Morning Constitutional (Read 1231 times)


Ostrich runner

    Panera is gonna feel this one until Monday.

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    A Saucy Wench

      Just in case you need a little inspiration

      I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

       

      "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


      Ostrich runner

        Good stuff on there. 

         


        When you're walking down the beach and your panties need some bleach, diarrhea, diarrhea

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          Runners have the best poop anecdotes.

          Kerry

          HF #1048

          Concept2 - Marathons Rowed April & May 2013

           

           

           

           

           

            If a runner has  the runs, they might need a poop antidote.  

            "When a person trains once, nothing happens. When a person forces himself to do a thing a hundred or a thousand times, then he certainly has developed in more ways than physical. Is it raining? That doesn't matter. Am I tired? That doesn't matter, either. Then willpower will be no problem." 
            Emil Zatopek


            just a simple cat

              Just for the newbies, around here pooping yourself during a race is known as 'candicing".     Cool

               

               

                What about pooping yourself in training?  Does Pfitz have terminology for it?

                "When a person trains once, nothing happens. When a person forces himself to do a thing a hundred or a thousand times, then he certainly has developed in more ways than physical. Is it raining? That doesn't matter. Am I tired? That doesn't matter, either. Then willpower will be no problem." 
                Emil Zatopek


                Wandering Wally

                  Nominating this for Best Thread Ever.

                   

                  Trail runners call getting the sudden urge to go while out on the trail a "bear attack".  Sometimes we have to sacrifice a sock or a glove to survive the bear attack if we forgot to pack TP or wipes in our pockets.

                   

                  Nothing to report for today yet.  The forecast seems to be calling for an isolated poo storm later.  Could be heavy at times.

                  Run!  Just Run!

                   

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                    Just for the newbies, around here pooping yourself during a race is known as 'candicing".     Cool

                     

                    This made me laugh out loud.

                    Kerry

                    HF #1048

                    Concept2 - Marathons Rowed April & May 2013

                     

                     

                     

                     

                     

                      this morning: have you ever thrown up? That's what I did from my ass.

                      Meat Wagon


                      Puker

                        this morning: have you ever thrown up? That's what I did from my ass.

                         

                        That's called the barfsy-poopsies.

                        Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive.

                          as a consequence of last night's chicken jalfrezi, my sphincter seemed to be speaking fluent Klingon this morning.

                          I bought my nephew an elephant for his room. He said, "Thanks". I said, "Don't mention it".

                            shit thread


                            Ostrich runner

                              My 15 month old just at a whole ripe banana. High speed conveyor belt.

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                              Wandering Wally

                                As predicted, last night produced an isolated heavy poo storm.  It was a triple flusher.

                                Run!  Just Run!

                                 

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