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Imminent Catastrophe
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Mitch & Pete's Mom
You know which letter of the alphabet is a pirate's favorite?
RRRRRRR
Abs of Flabs
Dirty Roger Rackham.
Mad Morgan Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
The Crap Whisperer
Dirty Grace Flint
"You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"
I don't get it! I answered that I take showers daily! hahaha!
Being the best tiny spec that I can be!
Me too!
Dirty Mary Kidd
Showers in the sewer aren't really showers, you know...
My pirate name is:
Red Tom Bonney
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
My pirate name is: Red Tom Bonney
Hey, we have the same last name? Are you another kid brother I can push around? Awesome!
Hey, we have the same last name?
No you don't. Why would you disown that last name. Can I have it?
"If you have the fire, run..." -John Climacus
Go see what your pirate name is...perhaps you are another brother I can pick on...yes!