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jules2

    Apparently a dead guy in England has died, named me as his next of kin, and some barrister wants to give me all the money! Sweet.

     Its a lie I'm still alive

    Old age is when you move from illegal to prescribed drugs.


    jules2

      "Enlarge your ...." Clearly the most ridiculous of them all! I mean - have they not seen me?

       Purdey, they were talking about your willey not your ego

      Old age is when you move from illegal to prescribed drugs.


      Queen of 3rd Place

        I must be spamming in my sleep, I keep getting messages from me.

        2013 Valley Runner of the Year Series: Feb 16 5K (4 points out of 10) ... Mar 2 10K (20/30)... Mar 16 4Mi (21/30) ... Apr 6 10K (DNS) ... Apr 21 2Mi (5/10) ... May 11 5Mi (21/30)... Jun 8 1Mi (13/20) ... Jun 16 6Mi (22/30) ... Sep 28 10K (14/20) ... Oct 5 5K (7/10) ...Oct 12 5Mi (16/20) ... Oct 20 5K (0/10) = 3rd Place, Women's Senior Division

          I must be spamming in my sleep, I keep getting messages from me.

           Hey, me, too!  What's THAT about?? 


          Imminent Catastrophe

            NASA: Removeing Roadkill Aids Astronauts


            "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

             "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

            "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

             

            √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

            Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

            Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014

            xor


              The subject line was simply "Fwd: hi", but the first line of the actual email was:

               

              sandwiches and hot swinedogs there as well and my companions all dive

               

               

              Diving swinedogs!


               

                "Bears hangging out in hammock!"

                Thanks for the warning. I just cancelled our Memorial Day picnic.


                Imminent Catastrophe

                  Aguilera reveals hairy one

                   

                  Like a bigfoot, maybe?


                  "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                   "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                  "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                   

                  √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

                  Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

                  Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014


                  Imminent Catastrophe

                    Here's one just targeted to runners:

                     

                    Our watch will look great even on any loser

                    "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                     "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                    "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                     

                    √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

                    Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

                    Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014


                    Imminent Catastrophe

                      love the Engrish:


                      You are welcome to look through this week’s proposal. Today you are welcome to buy Dior Christal Bracelet Chronograph Watch Black for only $229. This unique watch is being worn by the majority of Hollywood starts and world’s know businessmen. Would you like to underline your status and feel yourself like a businessman? Then this watch is what you surely need. Buy them at Watch for ONLY right now or watch our other models for only $229.


                      Feel myself like a businessman? What?

                      "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                       "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                      "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                       

                      √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

                      Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

                      Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014


                      CHECKMATE!!1!

                        You all are going to be really jealous - I'm getting 40% of $18M from the Honorable Victor K. Almumet just for giving him some information and temporary access to my bank account.

                         

                        Peasants. 


                        Imminent Catastrophe

                          You all are going to be really jealous - I'm getting 40% of $18M from the Honorable Victor K. Almumet just for giving him some information and temporary access to my bank account.

                           

                          Peasants. 

                           

                          Dang it. How can I get a piece of that action? I'll send you my bank account info.

                          "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                           "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                          "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                           

                          √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

                          Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

                          Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014


                          Needs more cowbell!

                            Feel myself like a businessman? What?

                             

                            Haven't you seen Pretty Woman?  I think it involves paid help.

                            Kirsten - aka "Auntie Kirsten"

                            '14 Goals:

                            • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                            • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                            Imminent Catastrophe

                               

                              Haven't you seen Pretty Woman?  I think it involves paid help.

                               Well, if she looks like Julia Roberts, I'd consider it.

                              "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                               "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                              "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                               

                              √ Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July 2013

                              Boston Marathon 21 April 2014

                              Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 19/20 July 2014

                                Hello,

                                I am SGT Tom Kennedy, with the US Army stationed in Iraq, we have $20 Million
                                USD in our possession and we want to move it out of the country, your share
                                in this deal is 8 Million USD for assistance rendered.

                                This transaction is legal and 100% risk free, please respond for complete
                                information.

                                Your in service.
                                SGT Tom Kennedy.

                                 

                                 

                                Wow, it's from a serviceman, it must be legit!!