Forerunner 305 Death Process (Read 1977 times)

Menace to Sobriety

    Yeah, my Ford was a '97...for years my dad called Fords "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "First Out on Race Day."  I think Ford really has cleaned-up their act in the last couple of decades.  I don't know that I would have bought one before maybe '90, though.  I seem to recall that their reliability in the past 5-10 years has been on-par with Honda.

     Ford started putting Mazda engines in the Escorts somewhere around 1991. I had a 1982 Escort, couldn't get out of its own way.  Interference engine, timing belt broke, warped all the valves, poof, magically, you're a pedestrian.

    Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.