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Snappy comeback (Read 200 times)

    Injured again, this time broken 5th metatarsal, because I'm a clutz. (At least this time I have a sympathetic DR)

     

    I need a snappy comeback for everyone that makes a wise crack about my "healthy running lifestyle".


    Menace to Sobriety

      "Your Mom doesn't seem to think so"

      Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

        "Your Mom doesn't seem to think so"

         

        This is the best possible answer. Winner.

        Nakedbabytoes


        levitation specialist

          ^^^^thirds.

            +2 (3?) to the tried-and-true "your mom" joke.

             

            You can even expand it to "The endurance is worth it when I'm doing your mom--and I don't need to be on my feet for that.  I mean, damn, that lady takes a long time to service.  Ask your dad."

            "When a person trains once, nothing happens. When a person forces himself to do a thing a hundred or a thousand times, then he certainly has developed in more ways than physical. Is it raining? That doesn't matter. Am I tired? That doesn't matter, either. Then willpower will be no problem." 
            Emil Zatopek

              Never doubt Jerkstore.  It's works in every situation.


              Needs more cowbell!

                Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries...

                Kirsten - aka "Auntie Kirsten"

                '14 Goals:

                • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                ultramarathon/triathlete

                  Injured again, this time broken 5th metatarsal, because I'm a clutz. (At least this time I have a sympathetic DR)

                   

                  I need a snappy comeback for everyone that makes a wise crack about my "healthy running lifestyle".

                   

                  How about

                  "Yeah?  Well you're still fat but you don't hear me teasing you about it."

                   

                  I like the mom comeback though.

                  HTFU?  Why not!

                  Coach: Empire Tri Club 

                  Speed Coach: Brooklyn Tri Club

                    I think you could end the comments and all future comment with an "Office Linebacker" tactic:

                     

                    Terry Tate

                      Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries...

                       

                      And follow it up with "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

                       

                      Sorry with my avatar I felt obligated to chime in on that one.

                      Dave


                      Needs more cowbell!

                         

                        And follow it up with "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

                         

                        Sorry with my avatar I felt obligated to chime in on that one.

                         

                        I'd have been bummed if you hadn't! Big grin

                        Kirsten - aka "Auntie Kirsten"

                        '14 Goals:

                        • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                        • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)