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Yooper Airline (Read 529 times)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    We Are Pleased To Announce Yooper Air Is Now Operating In Upper Michigan and Minnysota. Also Serving Visconsin, Nort And Sout Dakota. If you are travelin soon, consider Yooper Air, da no-frills airline. You're all in da same boat on Yooper Air, where flyin is a upliftin experience. Dere is no first class on any Yooper Air flight. Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad; 16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a dessert. Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft. Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage. All fares are by free will offering and da plane will not land 'til da budget is met. Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit da safety system aboard dis Yooper Air. Okay den, listen up. I'm only gonna say dis vonce. In da event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised and so vill Captain Olson, because we fly right around two tousand feet, so loss of cabin pressure vould probably mean da Second Coming or someting of dat nature, and I vouldn't bodar with doze liddle masks on da rubber tubes. You're gonna have bigger tings to worry about den dat. Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes. Probably da masks fell out because of turbulence which, to be honest wit you, we're going to have quite a bit of at two tousand feet, sorta like driving across a plowed field, but after a while you get used to it. In da event of a water landing, I'd say forget it. Start saying da Lord's Prayer and just hope you get to da part about forgive us our sins as we forgive doze who sin against us, which some people say 'trespass against us,' which isn't right, but what can you do? Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because day may confuse da plane's navigation system, which is seat of da pants all da vay. No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo, and if God meant you to use a cell phone, He would have put your mout on da side of your head. We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style with da coffee pot up front. Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat pocket in front of you. Don't take yours wit you when you go or I am going to be real upset and I am not kiddin! Right now I'll say Grace: 'Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and let deze gifts to us be blessed. Fadar, Son and Holy Ghost, may we land in Dulut or pretty close.' Amen

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay

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    I've got a fever...

      That's pretty awesome. If you like Yooper humor, you owe it to yourself to rent "Escanaba in da Moonlight." I've never seen the film itself, but I saw the play. Starring and written by Jeff Daniels (Yay to all Jeffs!). Very hilarious tale of Yooper deer huntin', don'tcha know. Clowning around

      On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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      rectumdamnnearkilledem

        Ya, der hey! I still haven't seen that movie, but it's always been on my list of films I need to rent. I've heard the stage play is excellent. And I love Jeff Daniels. k

        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

             ~ Sarah Kay


        Another Passion

          Yah... I tink 'll get to watchin' it just as soon as I get back from the two-holer, eh. (movie reference) My parents boath grew up in Menominee, eh.

          Rick
          "The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare." - Juma Ikangaa
          "I wanna go fast." Ricky Bobby
          runningforcassy.blogspot.com

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          rectumdamnnearkilledem

            Eh, Rick...I'm a Cheesehead, originally...grew up mostly in da tumb of Visconsin (my folks still live in Door Co., sis in GB, brother a defector to Chi-town). Ve used to tink we could yell really loud across da Green Bay and maybe youse guys could hear us. Uff Da!

            Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

            remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                 ~ Sarah Kay


            Another Passion

              Wow, our folks grew up in each udder's backyard. Even doe dat backyard was water. Small world, eh?

              Rick
              "The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare." - Juma Ikangaa
              "I wanna go fast." Ricky Bobby
              runningforcassy.blogspot.com

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              rectumdamnnearkilledem

                Wow, our folks grew up in each udder's backyard. Even doe dat backyard was water. Small world, eh?
                It is a small world. I've made a couple of friends here in the past few years who are both originally from Wisconsin. We all love our beer! Smile k

                Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                     ~ Sarah Kay

                  Ya, you betcha. Dat der is a good one eh. Spent last weekend kayaking in da UP. It was awesome


                  Another Passion

                    We all love our beer! Yea... I loved mine a little TOO much... that's why I no longer imbibe.

                    Rick
                    "The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare." - Juma Ikangaa
                    "I wanna go fast." Ricky Bobby
                    runningforcassy.blogspot.com