Forums >Off the Beaten Path>Elf On A Shelf = creepy
Loves the outdoors
It's amazing what you can learn about other cultures on a running forum.... This elf on a shelf creepiness is actually starting to grow on me.
One day I decided I wanted to become a runner, so I did.
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Poor Barbie...
Ken never pulled that!
Runners run
The only elf I am going to see this year lives in New Zealand!! And hobbits too!
Net Neaderthal & Escapee
Ken was neutered at birth he had nothing to pull.
Wot? Run? I thought they said Rum!
Barbie was smiling the whole time. I think she liked it.
I don't half-ass anything
"I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning
Party Time ladies.......
Hip Redux
http://elfshaming.com/
Along the same lines: https://www.facebook.com/ElfOnAShelfGoneBad (not safe for work or children LOL)
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Hermey gets a second chance
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Are we there, yet?
That is morbid. I don't think the managers would let be post that on our Elf on a Shelf displays in the store. Yes, I have to confess I'm a retail clerk who sells them.
2024 Races:
03/09 - Livingston Oval Ultra 6-Hour, 22.88 miles
05/11 - D3 50K 05/25 - What the Duck 12-Hour
06/17 - 6 Days in the Dome 12-Hour.
Rudolph & Clarese porn latter...
Not a dude
Okay, I caved. My 5 year old even put in his santa letter that he wants an elf. So damnit, I bought him one! He'll find him in the morning when he sleepily stumbles into the bathroom for his morning pee. Surprise!!!
If my kids don't stop being little turds, they may wake to find that Peter has hanged himself because he can't bear to tell Santa what's up. I'm seriously thinking about posing him with a little pen and notepad. What a great little mind fuck.
My friends sent me a picture with Barbie in the food processor and their elf with his hand on the chop button. They even went so far as to add evil eyebrows. I'm getting some GI Joe weaponry for my next one.
Squidward Bike Rider
This was in my FB feed this morning:
Oooooh, stealing. My SIL got one (paid $30 for it, too!), so I've been making it a point of snarking it up on FB. Also, The "Elf on a Shelf Gone Bad" FB page is hilarious.
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The process is the goal.
Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.