Elf On A Shelf = creepy (Read 1088 times)


Loves the outdoors

    It's amazing what you can learn about other cultures on a running forum.... This elf on a shelf creepiness is actually starting to grow on me.

    One day I decided I wanted to become a runner, so I did.


    #artbydmcbride

      Poor Barbie...

       Ken never pulled that!

       

      Runners run

        The only elf I am going to see this year lives in New Zealand!!  And hobbits too!

        Crazy Q


        Net Neaderthal & Escapee

           Ken never pulled that!

           Ken was neutered at birth he had nothing to pull.

          Wot? Run? I thought they said Rum!

          Slice


            Barbie was smiling the whole time. I think she liked it.

            I don't half-ass anything

             

            "I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning

             

            Crazy Q


            Net Neaderthal & Escapee

               Party Time ladies.......

              Wot? Run? I thought they said Rum!


              Hip Redux

                http://elfshaming.com/

                 

                Along the same lines:  https://www.facebook.com/ElfOnAShelfGoneBad  (not safe for work or children LOL)

                 

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                rectumdamnnearkilledem

                  Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                  remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                       ~ Sarah Kay

                  wcrunner2


                  Are we there, yet?

                     

                    Hermey gets a second chance

                     

                    That is morbid. I don't think the managers would let be post that on our Elf on a Shelf displays in the store. Yes, I have to confess I'm a retail clerk who sells them.

                     2024 Races:

                          03/09 - Livingston Oval Ultra 6-Hour, 22.88 miles

                          05/11 - D3 50K
                          05/25 - What the Duck 12-Hour

                          06/17 - 6 Days in the Dome 12-Hour.

                     

                     

                         

                    Crazy Q


                    Net Neaderthal & Escapee

                      Rudolph & Clarese porn latter...

                      Wot? Run? I thought they said Rum!

                      FlippyNoodle


                      Not a dude

                        Okay, I caved. My 5 year old even put in his santa letter that he wants an elf. So damnit, I bought him one! He'll find him in the morning when he sleepily stumbles into the bathroom for his morning pee. Surprise!!!

                         

                        Slice


                          If my kids don't stop being little turds, they may wake to find that Peter has hanged himself because he can't bear to tell Santa what's up. I'm seriously thinking about posing him with a little pen and notepad. What a great little mind fuck.

                           

                          My friends sent me a picture with Barbie in the food processor and their elf with his hand on the chop button. They even went so far as to add evil eyebrows. I'm getting some GI Joe weaponry for my next one.

                          I don't half-ass anything

                           

                          "I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning

                           

                          daisymae25


                          Squidward Bike Rider

                            This was in my FB feed this morning:

                             

                             

                            Oooooh, stealing.  My SIL got one (paid $30 for it, too!), so I've been making it a point of snarking it up on FB.  Also, The "Elf on a Shelf Gone Bad" FB page is hilarious.

                            yweuishdf


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                              MrH


                                The process is the goal.

                                Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.