RunningAHEAD - Topic: I Never knew I had so many friends...

perfesserr

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 8/4/2007 at 10:10 PM

I keep getting these greeting e-cards lately. From classmates, friends, family, co-workers, even secret admirers! I never knew I was so popular!

Hi. Class-mate has sent you a greeting ecard. See your card as often as you wish during the next 15 days. SEEING YOUR CARD If your email software creates links to Web pages, click on your card's direct www address below while you are connected to the Internet: http://69.229.127.42/?47d14...blah, blah, blah.....

Yes, I know, it's just the latest virus-spreading tactic, and I don't click on the link. So disappointing...

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"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/4/2007 at 10:27 PM

I love how on classmates.com or reunion.com it seems that EVERY day someone is looking for ME. Yeah, right.... k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

alan f

posted: 8/4/2007 at 11:04 PM

I keep getting e-mails from a lonely Russian female named Nikki. Why does she keep e-mailing me? Roll eyes

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/4/2007 at 11:08 PM

And am I the only one who gets foreign-language spam? That always cracks me up. Somehow they manage to get through the filters. Glad I don't seem to be getting "bigger penis/bigger boobs" ones anymore--I have no use for either. k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

perfesserr

Imminent Catastrophe

posted: 8/4/2007 at 11:18 PM
modified: 8/4/2007 at 11:22 PM

Well, I just got an e-card from "A Worshipper"! Well, now I have a worshipper. I love the internet. How can I resist clicking on that link? BTW my spam filter DID catch the one from "bigpenis29.com". But, 29 what? Is that metric? Zoom-zoom, are you quite sure that you have no use for either of those things? Wink

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015

Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016

Western States 100 June 2016

zoom-zoom

rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/4/2007 at 11:29 PM

Quote from perfesserr on 8/4/2007 at 11:18 PM:

Zoom-zoom, are you quite sure that you have no use for either of those things?

Well, I've BTDT with the big boob thing...insurance actually paid to make them more proportionate, since I don't have any aspirations of a career in porn. And, as convenient as male genitalia would be when I get a mid-run urge to tinkle, I'm pretty accustomed to the bits I was born with. Smile

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

alan f

posted: 8/4/2007 at 11:43 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/4/2007 at 11:08 PM:

And am I the only one who gets foreign-language spam? That always cracks me up. k

I get them in German. I used a translation program to see what it said and I think it was something about discount enhancement drugs or something like that.

http://distance-runner.blogspot.com

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