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There are a lot of bad lyrics out there. The worst I've ever heard was a Queen Latifah song that goes: "Easy lover is something that I ain't Besides, I don't know you from a can of paint"
There are a lot of bad lyrics out there. The worst I've ever heard was a Queen Latifah song that goes:
"Easy lover is something that I ain't
Besides, I don't know you from a can of paint"
haha i actually think those lyrics are good.
Yes, not being convinced that Hello, Goodbye was enough stuff, he had to make a sequel song involving the doorbell and whether or not the people ringing it should be allowed in.
Then again, he wrote Band on the Run, which is a pretty good song. Bonus: Sailor Sam.
Paul McCartney wrote a lot of stupid lyrics.
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be curious; not judgmental
Hey, I love that song.
I love that song too because it reminds me of a particular time in my life... but there's not much happening in the lyrics of that song. It does involve a trombone, which is cool.
The same album gave us "Silly Love Songs". He has taken a lot of crap for that one over the years.
I like Kid Rock's use of the rare triple negative in "Roll On"
I worked my fingers to the boneAnd there was not a stone I did not leave unturned
"I've got soul, but i'm not a soldier" by the Killers.
i've got feet, but i'm not a foetus.
i've got hips, but i'm not a hippo.
i've got mice, but i'm not a mouse-trap.
all a bit barking really, what were they thinking?
My leg won't stop mooing.
i think i've got a calf injury.
And I was likeBaby, baby, baby oohLikeBaby, baby, baby nooLikeBaby, baby, baby ohhI thought you'd always be mine, mine
u suck ppl LOVE that song!
but i like the donkey on your profile pic
Break on through
Five Man Electrical Band...
And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight
So I jumped the fence and shouted at the house, "Hey, what gives you the right
to put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in?
If God was here, He'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda sinner."
Dumb and sanctimonious, too!
From Yes (written by Trevor Rabin)...
Here is my heart
Waiting for you
Here is my soul
I eat at chez nous
But it rhymes. So does this - another one from America...
'Cause the free wind is blowing through your hair
And the days surround your daylight there
Seasons crying no despair
Aligator lizards in the air, in the air
Except for "Signs", I like those songs anyway.
"Not to touch the Earth, not to see the Sun, nothing left to do but run, run, run..."
more daft than dumb - cracking tune tho.
Super Furry Animals - Mario Man
I married at the altar The village idiots daughter Oh! Lucky me We honeymooned in Cyprus That's where she caught the virus I flew home alone So I bought myself a chip pan And I sailed it to the Isle of Man For a holiday Struggling in a vortex With my jacket made of Gore-tex It fits wonderfully
Dave
Classic for Flight of the Conchord fans. This was a song they wrote for the CureKids charity.
If you wondered where the lyrics came from you will need to watch the kid interviews.
“Attitude is the Difference Between an Ordeal and an Adventure”
Goals 2016
Do stuff
Singer who runs a smidge
My sister got lucky, married a yuppie
Took him for all he was worth
Now she's a swinger dating a singer
I can't decide which is worse
But not me, baby
I've got you to save me
Ah, you're so bad
Best thing I ever had
In a world gone mad
You're so bad
My sister's ex-husband can't get no lovin'
Walks around dog-faced and hurt
Now he's got nothin', head in the oven
Oh, but not me, baby
Best thing I've ever had
And sadly, I know this song by heart, and will probably be singing it all day today now.
When it's all said and done, no one remembers how far we have run. The only thing that matters is how we have loved.
Indeed. Allow me to present Exhibit B...
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Love this song... but when it comes to 'dumb lyrics' it's hard to top...
Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing, the calliope crashed to the ground Some all-hot half-shot was headin' for the hot spot, snappin' his fingers, clappin' his hands And some fleshpot mascot was tied into a lover's knot with a whatnot in her hand And now young Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand And some bloodshot forget-me-not whispers, "Daddy's within earshot, save the buckshot, turn up the band" And she was blinded by the light Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light She got down but she never got tight, but she'll make it alright Some brimstone baritone anti-cyclone rolling stone preacher from the East He says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least" And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner all alone, watchin' the young girls dance And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone to remind him of the feeling of romance Yeah, he was blinded by the light Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light He got down but he never got tight, but he's gonna make it tonight Some silicone sister with her manager's mister told me I got what it takes She said, "I'll turn you on, sonny, to something strong if you play that song with the funky break" And Go-Cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe to go outside And little Early-Pearly came by in her curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride Oh, some hazard from Harvard was skunked on beer, playin' backyard bombardier Yes, and Scotland Yard was trying hard, they sent some dude with a calling card, he said, "Do what you like, but don't do it here" Well, I jumped up, turned around, spit in the air, fell on the ground and asked him which was the way back home He said, "Take a right at the light, keep goin' straight until night, and then, boy, you're on your own" And now in Zanzibar, a shootin' star was ridin' in a side car, hummin' a lunar tune Yes, and the avatar said, "Blow the bar but first remove the cookie jar, we're gonna teach those boys to laugh too soon" And some kidnapped handicap was complainin' that he caught the clap from some mousetrap he bought last night Well, I unsnapped his skull cap and between his ears I saw a gap but figured he'd be all right He was just blinded by the light Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun Oh, but Mama, that's where the fun is I was blinded I was blinded I was blinded