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*sniff* They laughed at me... (Read 1586 times)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    Stupid teenage girls on my street as I headed out on my run. They were laughing at me in my gaudy cyan NB 902s, tights, "Big Red" Garmin, hot pink Nano, aqua beanie hat, and purple-trimmed Mizuno running top. I felt like a dork with my big mom butt and clashing-colored ensemble. Tongue

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay

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      rectumdamnnearkilledem

        Oh, and my poison green Sennheiser headphones...I don't even have "cool" Apple ones (mostly 'cause they're garbage for running). Tongue

        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

             ~ Sarah Kay

          Stupid teenage girls on my street as I headed out on my run.
          But those biotches can't buy beer...... who's laughing now?


          Hawt and sexy

            The teens that laugh at me here are usually very fat. I just push them out of my way as I go by. Let's face it, I don't have to worry about them chasing me.

            I'm touching your pants.

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            rectumdamnnearkilledem

              But those biotches can't buy beer...... who's laughing now?
              Evil grin

              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                   ~ Sarah Kay

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              rectumdamnnearkilledem

                The teens that laugh at me here are usually very fat. I just push them out of my way as I go by. Let's face it, I don't have to worry about them chasing me.
                Meh, they were skinny bitches (just as I was at that age). I'll bet they were thinking "dude, I'll never get fat" (just as I thought at that age). Karma's gonna tear them new ones someday. At least I was active at that age...I still got pudgy. Tongue

                Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                     ~ Sarah Kay


                Dog-Love

                  You know ZZ the description of your outfit is hysterical....but hard to truly comprehend and somewhat useless without pictures!!!
                  Run like you are on fire! 5K goal 24:00 or less (PR 24:34) 10K goal 50:00 or less (PR 52:45) HM goal 1:55:00 or less (PR 2:03:02) Marathon Goal...Less than my PR (PR 4:33:23)
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                  rectumdamnnearkilledem

                    You know ZZ the description of your outfit is hysterical....but hard to truly comprehend and somewhat useless without pictures!!!
                    Wink I'll have to get did to take pics next time...it's pretty much all of my favorite gear at once. Big grin k

                    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                         ~ Sarah Kay


                    Dog-Love

                      My running partner laughed at me when I showed up in wool navy and white striped long johns with my orange capris over them and a purple asics wind breaker and my green fleece gloves with leopard (faux) fur around the wrists...oh and a black skull cap. Maybe we should start a picture thread of great outfits for winter running Big grin
                      Run like you are on fire! 5K goal 24:00 or less (PR 24:34) 10K goal 50:00 or less (PR 52:45) HM goal 1:55:00 or less (PR 2:03:02) Marathon Goal...Less than my PR (PR 4:33:23)
                      Len


                      Damn Yankee

                        F those heifers! Someday they'll be begging you for you to impart your wisdom on them. (Although it might help to tone down the "cyan" and stuff like that).

                        Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. Carl Bard


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                          Shoot! Sounds stylish to me?!? Confused

                          Rick
                          "The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare." - Juma Ikangaa
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                          rectumdamnnearkilledem

                            My running partner laughed at me when I showed up in wool navy and white striped long johns with my orange capris over them and a purple asics wind breaker and my green fleece gloves with leopard (faux) fur around the wrists...oh and a black skull cap. Maybe we should start a picture thread of great outfits for winter running Big grin
                            That would be a fun thread...I'll bet a lot of us have some crazy outfits. Not much that can be done about the crazy shoes, though...NB is going from this: to this: Oh, well...no one ever accused me of being subtle. Wink As far as wisdom I could impart on those girls...I'd tell 'em to HTFU! Evil grin

                            Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                            remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                 ~ Sarah Kay

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                            rectumdamnnearkilledem

                              Shoot! Sounds stylish to me?!? Confused
                              I know...I think we runners have a different sense of style than the rest of the world. I think tech shirts from my favorite races are fashionable...or at least comfy enough that I don't care what anyone thinks. Wink

                              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                   ~ Sarah Kay


                              Dog-Love

                                But they get to smelling pretty horendous if you wear them to a dinner party. My running buddy (same one who laughed at me) showed up for a run wearing clothes she had worn on our run the day before and she had wadded them in a ball in her office. There ought to be a law!
                                Run like you are on fire! 5K goal 24:00 or less (PR 24:34) 10K goal 50:00 or less (PR 52:45) HM goal 1:55:00 or less (PR 2:03:02) Marathon Goal...Less than my PR (PR 4:33:23)
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