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Arrrrghh...Talk like a Pirate day is coming (Read 927 times)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    Dirty Grace Flint

     

    "You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"

     

    I don't get it! I answered that I take showers daily! hahaha!

     

     

    This needs bumping.  I always chuckle when I think that this was the thread that started a user name...

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay

    DirtyGraceFlint


    The Crap Whisperer

      ...I should've hyphenated

      Being the best tiny spec that I can be!

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      rectumdamnnearkilledem

        I like the part about you being sparky... Big grin

        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

             ~ Sarah Kay

        DirtyGraceFlint


        The Crap Whisperer

          I like the part about you being sparky... Big grin

           

          It's the stink....makes me flammable!

          Being the best tiny spec that I can be!

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          rectumdamnnearkilledem

            It's the stink....makes me flammable!

             

            Been lighting your farts...?

            Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

            remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                 ~ Sarah Kay

            DirtyGraceFlint


            The Crap Whisperer

              What gave it away?!

              Being the best tiny spec that I can be!

                "I want you to pray as if everything depends on it, but I want you to prepare yourself as if everything depends on you."

                -- Dick LeBeau

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                rectumdamnnearkilledem

                  What gave it away?!

                   

                  Your ponytail is singed.

                  Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                  remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                       ~ Sarah Kay

                  DirtyGraceFlint


                  The Crap Whisperer

                    Am I holding a pita in the other hand? It must've given me gas!

                    Being the best tiny spec that I can be!


                    Imminent Catastrophe

                      Arrrr, yer' not talkin like pirates, ya scurvy dogs!

                      "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                       "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                      "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                       

                      √ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015

                      Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016

                      Western States 100 June 2016

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                      rectumdamnnearkilledem

                        Aye...fer that outburst I'll have ye walk the plank, matey!

                        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                             ~ Sarah Kay


                        Imminent Catastrophe

                          Here's my proposal: Have a "Talk like a character from Blazing Saddles day". I get Taggart. Discuss.

                          "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                           "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                          "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                           

                          √ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015

                          Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016

                          Western States 100 June 2016

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                          rectumdamnnearkilledem

                            Here's my proposal: Have a "Talk like a character from Blazing Saddles day". I get Taggart. Discuss.

                             

                            If you get Taggert, then I want to be Mongo or Gabby Johnson!

                            Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                            remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                 ~ Sarah Kay

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                            rectumdamnnearkilledem

                              OR the Barvarian Bombshell, herself!

                               

                              A wed wose...how womantic!

                              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                   ~ Sarah Kay


                              Imminent Catastrophe

                                Not too many female roles in that movie but that's a great one. Better than the old lady at the window...

                                "Up yours....."Evil

                                "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

                                 "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

                                "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

                                 

                                √ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015

                                Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016

                                Western States 100 June 2016

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