Victim of snot rocket at gym. Appropriate response? (Read 370 times)

Better I Leave

    If it was perpetrated upon me, I would stand before them, stare them down, not say a word, until they asked "Can I help you?" and then point to the offense and say "What you did was rude, and I'm rather upset with what you did. I would appreciate it if you would clean this off right now. If you clean it off right now I promise I won't kill you...Fair enough?"

    Mostly harmless


      And, refers to himself in the third person.  "Jimmy can't breathe with snot in his nose.  But sometimes, Jimmy forgets he's indoors.  Jimmy wishes he said sorry to the nice lady on the treadmill for snotting on her".


      but does he wear a puffy shirt while he's running?

      "It doesn’t matter how often you do it or how much you accomplish, in general, not running is a lot easier than running." - Meb Keflezighi