>Off the Beaten Path>Weird Town Names in the USA
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There's a little town in Michigan just off of I-94 called Climax. Lot's of amusing jokes/sounds to be made on the road trip to Chicago when you are approaching Climax, passing through Climax, and during the post-Climax phase of the trip.
They have a race in Hell, MI, and the shirts say "I ran through Hell." I guess you could have a pretty cool shirt from Climax, MI, if they ever decide to have a road race.
Michigan is the king of that kind of stuff. Jeff, I'm sure you know about this one too...
Just after you pass Detroit on I-75, there's a town called Troy, MI. One of the main exits for that town is Exit 69, Big Beaver Road. I'm 100% not joking. The sign would always turn up missing until the powers that be got smart and bolted the hell out of that sucker and put it out of reach.
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Not a town name, but I get to drive by this in a few weeks:
It's in WI, between Milwaukee and Chi-town.
I hope there's a convenience store near the rec area, fully stocked with chips, cheetos, and other munchies.