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Princess Cancer Pants
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
You'll ruin your knees!
""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)
Gandalf the Grey
Running ... just keep running! Fancy a holiday running in the French Alps?
I was just thinking of this !
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
pic = 1K wurd
Imagine how much better our gene pool would be if we didn't spend so much time and energy protecting these people from themselves.
Here's a visual - what if the stupid lady that sued McDonald's because she dumped hot coffee in lap mated with one of the stupid people trying to sue a fast food chain because they are fat.
I've got a fever...
too bad it seems that the ones who do off themselves have almost always procreated at least once...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
I need to see if they have a number I can call to report people like that. I mean I really don't care if an adult chooses to drive without a seat belt, but risking the kids like that is beyond comprehension to me.
Dane...really wants a pair of Heelys, too (those annoying as hell shoes with the little wheels in the heels. One of these days when a kid cruises by me in a store with those things I'm gonna clothesline the little bastard). I told him the ONLY way he can have a pair is if he always wears a helmet while using them. That pretty much always gets him to stop begging for them.
Uh-oh Dane. Better hope mom doesn't read this.
MICHIGAN WOMAN CLOTHESLINES SKATING YOUTH AT GROCERY STORE
MONTAGUE, MI (AP). A Michigan woman was apprehended yesterday on charges of clotheslining an 8 year-old boy in the frozen food section of Meijer Thrifty Acres. Kirsten Dykstra, 34, of Montague, was heard yelling this as she was escorted from the store by police: "That little bastard had it coming! He knocked a box of Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches out of my hand on his first pass. I loves me some ice cream! I had to take him out!"
Dykstra's husband Derek had this to say: "She's usually pretty calm, but she missed her run this morning. Plus, her favorite running skirt got messed in the wash. Well, hey, I'd love to talk, but since she's gonna be busy for a while, I gotta go out some serious miles on my bike."