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my left testicle is significant larger than... (Read 393 times)

    my right.  i'm 70% certain whether to take Ibuprofen or not to address this.  maybe it's because i've got 820 miles on my running shoes?  Is Maffetone to blame? did he make Machievellian use of a Kirby Vacuum in the Drawing Room? maybe i should start a thread about an innocuous pain that somehow masks my inherent neurosis?

     

    woe is me & what to do!?

     

    oh, & here's a funny seagull pic:

     

    My leg won't stop mooing.

     

    i think i've got a calf injury.

    joescott


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        Nads.

         


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              Work the smaller one by tying heavy things to it, preferably with rubber bands.  Start with rolls of pennies and work up to quarters.

               

              Keep your heart rate low during the process,  or you will risk "busting a nut,"  which is slang for aerobic regression.

              "When a person trains once, nothing happens. When a person forces himself to do a thing a hundred or a thousand times, then he certainly has developed in more ways than physical. Is it raining? That doesn't matter. Am I tired? That doesn't matter, either. Then willpower will be no problem." 
              Emil Zatopek

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                Maybe the smaller one is an ovary and you are 25% female or 50% hermaphrodite?

                 

                Maybe the left on is clogged?

                Long dead ... But my stench lingers !

                 

                 

                xhristopher


                  I think you squished the right one in your car mishap.

                   

                  zonykel


                    http://youtu.be/zggYBvdEvVg the lady in the video says it's perfectly normal.

                    Chris T


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                        Dude everyone's junk tends to lean to one side.  It's normal.  Don't worry about it.

                        Not at it at all. 

                        xhristopher


                          Don't worry about it, bubba. That's just how they make truck nutz. We all understand you are trying to compensate for something else.

                           

                            Somehow I knew this post was next in the line of discussion...   :-)

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