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my left testicle is significant larger than... (Read 393 times)

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    On the bright side you have Lance Armstrong beat.

    And Tupac, and Mike Lowell and Napoleon and Arnold Shwarzeneggar, and John Kruck,

    So there is hope for you yet

    We are the music makers,

        And we are the dreamers of dreams,

    Wandering by lone sea-breakers,

        And sitting by desolate streams; 

    World-losers and world-forsakers,

        On whom the pale moon gleams:

    Yet we are the movers and shakers

        Of the world for ever, it seems.

      Stand on one leg when you masturbate to even things out..

        all valuable contributions, folks.  that's a groovy on-line resource for the desperate with disparate balls.

         

        p.s.

         

        Stand on one leg when you masturbate to even things out..

         

        in hindsight, that's probably how my imbalance began in the first place...

        My leg won't stop mooing.

         

        i think i've got a calf injury.

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