Inappropriate smiling (warning: off color words and concepts) (Read 1117 times)

    Maybe his name is what made Dick Butkus so fierce? 

     

    Evenyone in Wisconsin seems to pronouce his last name like butt kiss.  I'm not sure if that is correct anymore.

     

     

     

     

     


    A Saucy Wench

      I lived next door to Donald Duck.  He was born before the cartoon.

      I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

       

      "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

        Is it too much to ask if Donald married a woman named Daisy?

         

        My wife and I sat by a couple that were engaged.  Her last name was Hatfield and his was McCoy.  I'm sure I was about the 100th person to say this but I could not help but ask her if she was going to hyphenate her name.  Alas, sadly... she was not planning to. 

         

         

         

         

        rlemert


            During my post-doc one of the undergraduates in my research group was Michael Hunt, Jr.

           

            Always "Michael"!

           

            Being a Jr., he thought his dad would have been kinder, but ... .

            Not off color, but these still make me laugh...

             

            A friend of mine from my past is named Brock Lee Turner. 


            Another acquaintence of mine has 2 kids... son named Brock and daughter named Leigh.  I never forget his kids names.

            Life Goals:

            #1: Do what I can do

            #2: Enjoy life

             

             


            Believe

              There used to be a chinese place called Fukim in town.  Not kidding.  Went out of business.Smile

                there was a Timothy Burr in my wife's senior class in high school.  Even in 1969 no parent should have been able to claim ignorance on that one. 

                 

                 

                 

                 

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                  there was a Timothy Burr in my wife's senior class in high school.  Even in 1969 no parent should have been able to claim ignorance on that one. 

                   

                  Well, on the "not inappropriate, but what the heck?" list... Yoo Suk and I also attended junior high with Todd Todd.

                   

                  COME ON.

                   

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                  rectumdamnnearkilledem

                    My HS Chem teacher was Anita Mann

                     

                    DH graduated college with a guy whose name was O. K. Doke.  His full name was probably something boring, like Oswald Kevin.

                    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                         ~ Sarah Kay

                    jEfFgObLuE


                    I've got a fever...

                      We have a Thai restaurant called Phuket'.

                      On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


                      Lazy idiot

                        I remember passing by a restaurant in Toronto about 20 years ago named Ho Lee Chow.  Not inappropriate, but funny.

                        Tick tock

                          Well, on the "not inappropriate, but what the heck?" list... Yoo Suk and I also attended junior high with Todd Todd.

                           

                          COME ON.

                           

                          And if the two of them were married and she hyphenated the name... of course everyone would properly adrress her as Yoo Suk-Todd.

                           

                           

                           

                           

                            (if anyone was wondering whether this would ever really be inappropriate I think I just removed that concern)

                             

                             

                             

                             

                              Place not to far from us Bunghole Liquors.

                               

                              Their slogan is "WE'RE NOT # 1 BUTT WE'RE RIGHT UP THERE"

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                                We have a Thai restaurant called Phuket'.

                                 

                                It's a pretty common name because it is place (an island) in Thailand.

                                 

                                Still funny.

                                 

                                Especially when it involves Dick's.