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At my junior high school, the janitor's name was Dick Head. Seriously. Endless entertainment amongst a group of junior high school kids.
On a more appropriate note, I had a friend growing up whose mom and dad's first names were both "Terry".
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So who wants to front me some seed capital to open a rotisserie BBQ place named "Spits?"
I always liked "Frickin' Chicken" for a fast food restaurant name - Isn't that how Chick-Fil-A started? Probably not...
I do recall a hardware store in Golden, CO with a big/can't miss it sign on the front that read "Nail It - Glue It - Screw It".
"I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's usually my ankle" - unk. "Frankly autocorrect, I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt". I ran half my last race on my left foot!
No Talent Drips
There is/was a restaurant in West Hartford, CT called C.O. Jones...that was done quite on purpose. I bet they serve spanish nuts at the bar.
Dei Gratia
Menace to Sobriety
I have two friends named Mike Cox and actually worked with a Mike Hunt. This is no lie. One of my youngsters that works with me walked up and I introduced her to Mike Cox and she told him he should meet her dads frined named Mike Hunt. They are everywhere I suppose.
I used to work with a Sharon Cox.
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
That's funny. I did too, and never once did I think of that until I read your post. .
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#1: Do what I can do
#2: Enjoy life
Believe
Our county judge executive - Harry Berry.
Carolyn
Actually, it's in Idaho Springs, CO. Still there, as far as I know.
Not off color, but funny: My DD knows a guy who's daughter's first and middle names are "Helena Handbasket". I forget what their last name is.
I hammered down the trail, passing rocks and trees like they were standing still.
Not off-color either, but I worked with a girl named Candi who married Mike Bahr...
From 1934 to 1954, the mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana was Harry Baals.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41480994/ns/us_news-weird_news/
My mother was a teacher with a student named Joseph Joseph. Years later I had a boss who went to school with him and found out his middle name was...Joseph.
I used to work with a guy named Richard Holder...he went by Rich though.
I Ain't Dead Yet!
When I was in high school I caddied for a guy named Richard McNutt. Dick McNutt...awesome.
My hair is gone and I'm almost blindThe days of my youth are far behindMy neck is stiff, I can't turn my headCan't hear one-half that's being saidAnd this is the message I want you to getI'm still a-kicking, and I ain't dead yet.
This is why I run
In high school, I worked at Target. Our manger was Dick Jacques.
Former runner
Fortunately you can still go for a run on Harry Baals dr. While there you can pay your respects to Johnny Appleseed.
Ross