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I've got a fever...
"Looks like this is my lucky day. I'll take The Rapists for $200..."
"Then the day is mine!
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
I am going to thank you. Celebrity Jeopardy is f=/*$%g awesome.
Had you never seen those before? Sometimes when I'm having a really shitty day I will sit and watch a few of those--they ALWAYS lift my spirits...particularly the one with Turd Ferguson.
Duchovney as Jeff Goldblum
I love both of those actors, so that combo is especially dear to me...
"I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong."--Bertrand Russell