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Everybody Poops (Read 1378 times)


12 Monkeys

    Dave Milner is a local fast runner and magazine publisher. Enjoy
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    CPT Curmudgeon

      "bad request".... Maybe the server took a poop....
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      CPT Curmudgeon

        LMAO!!!! I sent that to my coworkers (who are runners), and my wife (because when I tried to explain those types of events, she gave me a weird look).
          OMYGODTHATSFUNNY

          Runners run.


          You'll ruin your knees!

            That pic of Paula R is just mean! Otherwise, the story gave me a real kick! Although, I've had too many runs that were nearly that bad! Never actually able to validate anal leakage, though...have always been near enough a bush, but oft' in need of rolled paper! Lynn B

            ""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)

              Surprised OMG ---- There are tears in my eyes - I feel guilty for laughing at the man's pain!!

              Michelle



                I'm never going to look at my favorite driving range the same way again, if he was where I think he was. I feel his pain. Literally. Let's just say that on my last 16-miler, I was really glad that Percy Warner has Porta-Potties. And I'd really appreciate it if, in the future, they'd be a bit better about stocking them with paper.
                E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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                I've got a fever...

                  Very funny "Trent." If that is your real name...

                  On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


                  12 Monkeys

                    Friends. The moral of the story? Always wear socks when you run. They can come in handy.


                    Marathonmanleto

                      Oh my-- I have been there more times than I care to admit--poor us. Damn, that's funny. Been laughing out loud for the past 10 minutes.
                        And I thought full bladder was a problem! OMG!! Funny as hell!!! But not funny at all!

                        To paraphrase an old poster: Today is the first day of the rest of your training. It doesn’t matter where you started or how far you’ve come. Today is the day. Your training didn’t start 6 weeks ago. Your training started the last time you hit the road. John “the Penguin” Bingham Life is not tried, it is merely survived if you're standing outside the fire


                        Princess Cancer Pants

                          Ugh...that photo of Paula is one strike in the "cons of running a full marathon" column. Tongue k

                          '17 Goals:

                          • Chemo

                          • Chemo-Radiation

                          • Surgery

                          • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

                           

                          She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

                          ~ Unknown


                          I've got a fever...

                            I take a roll of TP on any run that I expect to be over 60 minutes. Otherwise, you may be forced to use something uncomfortable like leaves or snowballs. Hypothetically, of course. Tongue

                            On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


                            Princess Cancer Pants

                              Hmmm...I'm starting to think that maybe a packet of tissues would be good to put in my Camelbak for long runs. I never ran into the "#2 Tempo Run" in the past, but I have a feeling it's only a matter of time... Wink k

                              '17 Goals:

                              • Chemo

                              • Chemo-Radiation

                              • Surgery

                              • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

                               

                              She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

                              ~ Unknown

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