>Off the Beaten Path>Sh** Runners Say
On youtube, there are a bunch of videos like this
S&^$ Girls Say
This begs the question. What are some of the typical things that a runner says?
I need to hydrate.
Do you gu?
Where's the bathroom?
My nipples hurt.
My hamstring's tight.
My IT ban is acting up again.
Did you BQ?
What's your favorite? 5k, 10k, half, full?
I hit the wall.
I love body glide.
What were your splits?
I totally negative split that.
Tonight I have to carbo load.
They're waaay ahead of you:
I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.
Future Goals: 5:30 mile • 19:30 5k • 33:30 8k • 42:00 10k • 1:15:00 10-mile • 1:40:00 half-marathon • 1000 miles
Oh! Thanks. I never thought to look