Dick hurt in the cold morning (Read 4713 times)

hammadsamla


    wtf

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      Life Goals:

      #1: Do what I can do

      #2: Enjoy life

       

       

      Half Crazy K 2.0


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        Global warming?

        ch17


        Good at sleeping

          Everybody's used their COVID-at-home time to knit/quilt their own solutions.

          "I don't park. I just stop." --Mom

             

            (This thread made it a full year without activity!)

            Depends on your definition of activity

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            bhearn


              A bit early this year to revive this thread, but this just popped up on FB.

               

              LedLincoln


              not bad for mile 25

                That's a good tip - Store them in the kitchen, and even warm them up before your runs!

                  Perks of being not the most well endowed. It doesn't rly get in the way. the girls say i got a smol pp so if i can't be hung like a horse i can at least have a (semi) hawt body

                    Perks of being not the most well endowed. It doesn't rly get in the way. the girls say i got a smol pp so if i can't be hung like a horse i can at least have a (semi) hawt body

                     

                    Someone say hung like a horse?? Just down a couple bottles of Nugenix with a six pack of Red Bull and "she'll like it too."

                       

                      Someone say hung like a horse?? Just down a couple bottles of Nugenix with a six pack of Red Bull and "she'll like it too."

                       

                      hey red bull  that's what gives me wiinngs to get out the door at 5 am for my walkjogs-of-shame of late. heard that shiz has bull semen in it tho can't be good for your heart either but for me the damage is already done my heart is either iron and lung cancer proof from bong smoke or i will die of lung cancer or a heart attack before 50


                      Best Present Ever

                        It’s actually a thing that can happen: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/feb/20/finland-remi-lindholm-frozen-penis-cross-country-50km-skiing-winter-olympics?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2EA7ncvtbGVG_XtW9D6ObL1e6rpkkhjRVF24UwAJqEAEvq9OSbRYjOpNc#Echobox=1645369781

                          I read the Winter Olympics link, if the penis was really frozen the tissue would die, eventually turning black and falling off! Basically the skier exaggerated his condition since he still had pain sensations when he warmed it with a heat pack. A similar thing happened to me yesterday, it was 21 degrees and sunny, which normally I'd consider fairly warm for this winter, but there was a steady wind with gusts over 50 MPH. I was a bit numb and shrunken in that part of my anatomy and it really started to ache when I took a warm shower after my run. Fortunately the pain was over when I finished my shower. Usually I protect against it getting too cold by wearing an extra pair of white cotton underwear.

                          "My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that.”