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It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
an amazing likeness
Your poll is poorly designed. There are no options I'd like. Please put me on your do-not-poll list.
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Rhino running a 5K trumps polls!
That rhino wants to run a marathon when it grows up.
Rhino needs to learn not to run all her runs too fast.
google just showed me a rhine run 5K in NY. Who knew New York had so many rhinos.
Um.
One rhino.
Two rhinoes.Three rhinoes.
Four rhinoes.
Five rhinos.
Six rhinos.
...
right?
actually, rhino not grown up and running
Rhino runs like shit through a gooseAnd wouldn't you love to love her?Takes to the ground like a deer or a mooseAnd who will be her lover?All your life you've never seen a critterRunning like the windWould you dodge if she ran you over?Will you ever win?
google just showed me a rhine run 5K in NY. Who knew New York had so many rhinos. Um. One rhino. Two rhinoes.Three rhinoes. Four rhinoes. Five rhinos. Six rhinos. ... right?
I remember when you did scarfs/scarves. That was pretty cool.
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I repeat myself. Oh well - it's a byproduct of being old and decrepit.
No! The cool comment was sincere not sarcasm. I love stuff like that... You're not so old you couldn't outrun a rhino in a scarf.
I'm so old I can't even figure out whether that sentence turns out positive or negative!
Plus, I'm way too old to dare try outrunning a rhino. That sounds like a game for the young and the brave and the STUPID.
You're not so old = you are young
That you couldn't = you could
You can still outrun a rhino trying to be Steven Tyler or Seka.
Don't google Seka. Trust me.
I thought the confusion would be over who was wearing the scarf - AP or the rhino.
See, you youngsters are too nimble for us. Nice one.
What I would hope to avoid is the scarf being torn and the wearing being shared as a result of a horn impact seismic event.