Getting a Boner mid-run (Read 5326 times)

Never on a run, but I'm no stranger to the road-wood and air-wood that seems to, umm, come up often on long car rides and airplane flights (maybe the pressure differential?).

When I was in the Army we used to call this phenomenom "convoy cock".

At one indoor track meet, I finished a race when a couple of East Hampton girls came up to chat with me. They pointed out that I was sticking out. Glanced down, tucked myself back in, went about my day. Dated one of them for a while not too long after that.

Goodness Blaine, you must be massive. I wish I were you.

whats wrong with you ppl?? this is definitely NOT the first time this has happened to me...and i would hope that it happens to others. it's also happenes when my mind wanders off and i start thinking about having sex with my girl. then i have to pinch it and think about bill cosby to make it "deflate"....if you know what i mean.

whats wrong with you ppl?? this is definitely NOT the first time this has happened to me...and i would hope that it happens to others.

Never happened. Not once. Not WHILE running. Standing around in my satiny silky short-shorts? Sure. But running? That would be a sure sign I wasn't running fast enough. I don't even think its physiologically possible to sport some wood if you're seriously running. Once the restraining order expires, I plan to chase Jessica Alba around her mansion a couple times and test this theory. I'll report back. If the LA County Jail has Wi-Fi.

30 yo, eh? Wait 10-15-20 years and you'll be longing for the 'good old days' .

Never happened. Not once. Not WHILE running. Standing around in my satiny silky short-shorts? Sure.

You weren't looking in the mirror, were you?

You weren't looking in the mirror, were you?

Of course. What were you thinking?

This is my ALL-TIME favorite thread..just in case anyone was keeping score.

I'm surprised with prior posts on this board that no one told him to put some weights on it or clip it to the back of his shorts with a safety pin.