Getting a Boner mid-run (Read 5326 times)

or clip it to the back of his shorts with a safety pin.

Ah, "boner" and "gu" in the same thought. Nah.

What a small ( or is it stiff world ) I've just posted this story on another user group. Posh daughter has booked a meal and keeps asking me to get out the tub, I keep declining and keep trying to think of something to restore the status quo ( Mrs Jules naked ? ) in the end she looses it and in a loud voice asks what the problem is so I tell her, she goes bright red and there is a deadly silence. I only have to mention baggies or hot tubs and she still goes red even though it was several years ago".

I had the same issue with my daughter. She asked what the wife and I were doing one night so I told her. (She was 17 at the time). She has yet to recover. Now, when she asks me a question like that, I just say: "Do you REALLY want to know?". That puts an end to the Q & A. When the mind starts veering toward sex during a run, I always guide it back to cars or airplanes or something benign to avoid this problem. Never like 'getting beaten' during a run... TC

Might be a good place for your timing chip. Depending on endowment, you might just PR.

POD!

Nevermind. I don't want to know.

Shouldn't this be in the "Look what I can do" forum???

And the two runners race towards the finish line. They're neck and neck. Look at them go. And as they cross the finish line, he wins by a nose . . er . . . I mean tip.

Wouldn't that be... by a head? MTA - thanks for the gut-wrenching laughs everyone. Were I wearing loose-linered fitting running shorts whilst perusing this thread, I fear I may have developed the same "problem" from my active cracking up.

Next time think of her.

Is that Meatloaf?

What a small ( or is it stiff world ) I've just posted this story on another user group. "I go to London and stay with my posh daughter, she takes me ( well her and Mrs Jules go in the Audi and I'm forced to run ) to her flash gym. Didn't have any swimming trunks so she lent me some of my son in laws baggies, he's a lot bigger than me. Ended up in the hot tub ( which I'd never been in before ) and the combination of hot water flowing and the shorts flapping made shall we say something stir. Posh daughter has booked a meal and keeps asking me to get out the tub, I keep declining and keep trying to think of something to restore the status quo ( Mrs Jules naked ? ) in the end she looses it and in a loud voice asks what the problem is so I tell her, she goes bright red and there is a deadly silence. I only have to mention baggies or hot tubs and she still goes red even though it was several years ago".

Catch 22 If she doesn't respond then it's true. If she responds then it's true. "Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him." - Goethe