RunningAHEAD - Topic: Getting a Boner mid-run (page 7)

Doobry

posted: 10/12/2008 at 6:38 PM

Apparently a major footwear manufacturer have just released Schlong-Guard TM; a velcro-based accessory that'll ensure no further erectile faux-pas. Here follows initial market research testimonials: Tim, Doncaster "Got the horn prior to passing the local church whilst a funeral was underway, thanks to Schlong-Guard TM, noone noticed. Thank you Schlong-Guard TM Smile

" Morgan, Triathlete training in Fuertoventura "Running along the beach amidst the Swedish (female only) naturist area, I got a boner that would normally be seen from space. Luckily, i used Schlong-Guard TM & there was no resultant fuss. Schlong-Guard TM, you made my world icky Wink

" Gavin, Melbourne "Kissed my Mother-in-law at my sister's wedding and something happened downstairs, thankfully, Schlong-Guard TM was enabled. Phew! Word to the manufacturers, Schlong-Guard TM rocked my cock Smile

" Initial feedback seems promising & at $19.99 (all sizes), it's well within everyone's grasp Wink

Religion is just a contest to see who's got the best imaginary friend.

pablo_144.6

IMKY13 finish!!

posted: 10/22/2008 at 1:52 PM
modified: 10/22/2008 at 1:52 PM

well, I must admit this actually happened to me this morning Tongue

Fitness/weight goals for 2014

1) STAY INJURY FREE!!!

2) Get to 189 lbs by the end of July 2014...and stay there (as of 4-25-14 was at 203 lbs)

3) Complete Ironman Chattanooga in under 14 hours

4) Break 4 hours in a stand alone marathon (Goal race=Rocket City 12/13/14)

5) 4,500 total overall miles for the year:

Swim: 100 miles

Bike: 3,000 miles

Run: 1,400 miles

Scout7

posted: 10/22/2008 at 2:00 PM

Quote from pablo_144.6 on 10/22/2008 at 1:52 PM:

well, I must admit this actually happened to me this morning

No, actually, you don't have to admit this fact to anyone.

Dunottar

posted: 10/23/2008 at 3:37 AM

Quote from Scout7 on 10/22/2008 at 2:00 PM:

No, actually, you don't have to admit this fact to anyone.

Agreed. I don't really need to read/hear/see any more about either the erectile dysfunction OR function of other dudes. TMI.

Ileneforward

#artbydmcbride

posted: 10/23/2008 at 9:06 AM

I don't mind. Smile

Cenny, that was hilarious!!! Big grin

Runners run

pablo_144.6

IMKY13 finish!!

posted: 10/23/2008 at 9:19 AM

Quote from Dunottar on 10/23/2008 at 3:37 AM:

Agreed. I don't really need to read/hear/see any more about either the erectile dysfunction OR function of other dudes. TMI.

you both are right. I apologize for posting that.

Fitness/weight goals for 2014

1) STAY INJURY FREE!!!

2) Get to 189 lbs by the end of July 2014...and stay there (as of 4-25-14 was at 203 lbs)

3) Complete Ironman Chattanooga in under 14 hours

4) Break 4 hours in a stand alone marathon (Goal race=Rocket City 12/13/14)

5) 4,500 total overall miles for the year:

Swim: 100 miles

Bike: 3,000 miles

Run: 1,400 miles

MrFinn

Prince of Fatness

posted: 10/23/2008 at 9:20 AM

Quote from Scout7 on 10/22/2008 at 2:00 PM:

No, actually, you don't have to admit this fact to anyone.

Scout's right ..... Scout for Overlord!

Not at it at all.

Chris_So_Cal

posted: 10/23/2008 at 11:20 AM

Quote from pablo_144.6 on 10/22/2008 at 1:52 PM:

well, I must admit this actually happened to me this morning

are you proud of it or something?

pablo_144.6

IMKY13 finish!!

posted: 10/23/2008 at 11:24 AM

Quote from Chris_So_Cal on 10/23/2008 at 11:20 AM:

are you proud of it or something?

I apologized for posting that

I don't know what I was thinking Confused

Fitness/weight goals for 2014

1) STAY INJURY FREE!!!

2) Get to 189 lbs by the end of July 2014...and stay there (as of 4-25-14 was at 203 lbs)

3) Complete Ironman Chattanooga in under 14 hours

4) Break 4 hours in a stand alone marathon (Goal race=Rocket City 12/13/14)

5) 4,500 total overall miles for the year:

Swim: 100 miles

Bike: 3,000 miles

Run: 1,400 miles

nakedfool

runnin from hell

posted: 10/23/2008 at 11:34 AM

Quote from Chris_So_Cal on 10/23/2008 at 11:20 AM:

are you proud of it or something?

well...its definitely not something to be ashamed of. i hope not anyway...

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PDoe

posted: 10/23/2008 at 12:13 PM

Not that I really want to know but out of twisted curiousity,what did you do about this?: "never waste a boner"

Chris_So_Cal

posted: 10/23/2008 at 4:03 PM

This forum needs a dungeon section for threads like this Smile

IamDenise

Double IPA Please!

posted: 10/23/2008 at 4:30 PM

This thread is hot Big grin

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Shipping is always free with me!! :-)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 10/23/2008 at 4:55 PM

*schwing!*

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Chris_So_Cal

posted: 10/23/2008 at 9:10 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 10/23/2008 at 4:55 PM:

*schwing!*

talk about capturing the essence of something with one word LOL!

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