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Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Someone bought Jacob a pin ball machine (mini size) and it makes a friggin racket! They obviously don't have children..
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
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I don't have any kids yet, but I purposefully go out of my way to find the loudest and most obnoxious toys that I can for my nieces and nephews and cousins. They know I'm doing it, too.
Of course, the way that I find these toys is to go to the toy store and play with them all myself. He he he.
Your toughness is made up of equal parts persistence and experience. You don't so much outrun your opponents as outlast and outsmart them, and the toughest opponent of all is the one inside your head." - Joe Henderson
Relatives of ours, who were childless at the time, bought each of our kids a Furby. They found my annoyance humorous. Since revenge is a dish best served cold, I waited until they had kids and repaid them with a gift of the loudest, most annoying toy fire engine that I could find. Being a wonderful uncle, I always offer to "repair" the fire engine every time I go over - this means to reinstall the batteries that mommy and daddy have taken out. I'm such a wonderful uncle that I bring plenty of D batteries with me - just in case mommy and daddy have "lost" the batteries. I find their annoyance humorous.
Christmas is coming...might I recommend Bop It
esq.
Tread carefully, Blaine. You are playing with fire. As they say, "Payback is a ^&%*&^%$*".