Paul Ryan Says He’s Run Sub-3:00 Marathon (Read 1923 times)

    Politicians mainly want what they want, and their challenge is to package it so that it sounds like what The People want.


    The People generally want what They think is best for the country ... but it rarely happens that what They think is best for the country isn't also what's best for Them personally.  And politicians have long since figured that out.



    No one should want a politician who can run a suib-3 marathon.  That guy is spending way too much time obsessing about his running.

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      Unfortunately, this is just distracting us from the important issues. Like whether or not Paul Ryan has actually scaled 40 of Colorado's 14'ers.


      Apparently that too was a misunderstanding.

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        Well, Paul Ryan invented the marathon in this time period.


        And Al Gore the internet.  See where bipartisanship takes us?  One party invents the marathon, the other invents ways to get at all those results.  It's utopia, I tells ya!


        No, it was Kip Litton who figured out how to put these two together to really make good race results.

        It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


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            Apparently that too was a misunderstanding.



            I guess that's fair.  It would be like saying he ran in 40 different marathons . . . having only completed 5k of each of them.


            Depends on what the definition of is is.

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              Not exactly, because in addition to not really getting to the top, he apparently repeated some peaks multiple times... which changes the story even further.  It's more like a person claiming to be a 50 state marathoner who really ran 50 marathons in 10 states and DNFed all of them.  Oh, and when he was young he was "fast".


              And, again, it won't matter.  But man this guy seems like a tool.  The braggart at parties that you kind of roll your eyes at as you eavesdrop his new big adventure story.


                Well folks Paul Ryan's initials are P.R. And with this calculator (click here) each and everyone of us can experience our own Paul Ryan PR.

                Fall  2013 Goals: Doable sub 22:00 5k; Challenging Sub 21:00 5k; Unlikely Sub 20:00 5k.

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                  more like an own-goal


                    Well, great. I have apparently already run a 3:58:21 marathon, so I guess I can remove myself from the "sub-4 marathon" group on RA Smile


                    Thanks Paul Ryan!

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                      Not exactly, because in addition to not really getting to the top, he apparently repeated some peaks multiple times... which changes the story even further.  It's more like a person claiming to be a 50 state marathoner who really ran 50 marathons in 10 states and DNFed all of them.  Oh, and when he was young he was "fast".




                      Or running ultras and counting each as multiple marathons for the purpose of breaking the record for most marathons in a year. That's been done.

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                        more like an own-goal


                        I laughed.

                        Runners run.

                           Somehow we seem to be selecting for representatives who are less motivated by what is good for the country as a whole (and especially uninterested in the long-term), and more motivated by short-term gain -- lining their pockets, providing more government funded contracts to their friends, providing more government funded projects to their home voters, cutting the taxes that affect their family and friends, adjusting laws to increase profits of the companies of their friends, increasing job security of their friends, and of the unions who support them, etc -- kind of the modern analog of bread & circuses to get re-elected.


                          The Rise and Fall of America

                          <cite>by Robert Kiyosaki</cite>
                          <cite>Monday, October 18, 2010</cite><cite>


                          Alexander Tytler (1747-1813) was a Scottish-born English lawyer and historian. Reportedly, Tytler was critical of democracies, pointing to the history of democracies such as Athens and its flaws, cycles, and ultimate failures. Although the authenticity of his following quote is often disputed, the words have eerie relevance today:

                          A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government.

                          A democracy will continue to exist up until the time voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by dictatorship.

                          The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:

                          • From bondage to spiritual faith;

                          • From spiritual faith to great courage;

                          • From courage to liberty;

                          • From liberty to abundance;

                          • From abundance to complacency;

                          • From complacency to apathy;

                          • From apathy to dependence;

                          • From dependence back to bondage.


                          Tytler's Cycle and the U.S.

                          In looking at American history, we can see Tytler's sequence in action. In 1620, the Pilgrims sailed to America to escape the religious bondage imposed by the Church of England. Their spiritual faith carried them to the new world.

                          Because of their deep faith, the Pilgrims left England in spite of the high percentage of deaths incurred by earlier American settlements. For example, when Jamestown, Virginia, was founded in 1607, 70 of the 108 settlers died in the first year. The following winter only 60 of 500 new settlers lived. Between 1619 and 1622, the Virginia Company sent 3,600 more settlers to the colony, and over those three years 3,000 would die.

                          In 1776, the Declaration of Independence was signed. From spiritual faith the new Americans were garnering great courage. By crafting the Declaration of Independence, the colonists knew they were essentially declaring war on the most powerful country in the world -- England.

                          With the onset of the Revolutionary War, the colonists were moving from courage to liberty, following Tytler's sequence. By demanding their independence and being willing to fight for it, a new democracy was born. This new democracy grew rapidly for nearly 200 years.

                          Then, in 1933, the U.S. was thrown into the Great Depression and elected Franklin Delano Roosevelt as president. Facing total economic collapse, Roosevelt took the U.S. dollar off the gold standard. At the same time, Germany, also in financial crisis, elected Adolf Hitler as its leader. World War II soon followed.

                          In 1944, with WWII coming to an end, the Bretton Woods Agreement was signed by the world powers and the U.S. dollar, once again backed by gold, became the reserve currency of the world.

                          After the war, America passed England, France, and Germany to become the new world power. Having entered the war late, the U.S. emerged as the creditor nation to the world. Our factories weren't bombed and the world owed us money. The U.S. grew rich financing the rebuilding of England, France, Germany, Italy, and Japan. The American democracy was transitioning from liberty to abundance -- maybe too much abundance.

                          In 1971 President Nixon violated the Bretton Woods Agreement by taking the U.S. dollar off the gold standard because America was spending more than it was producing and the U.S. gold reserves were being depleted.

                          In 1972 Nixon visited China to open the door for trade. What followed was the biggest economic boom in history -- a boom fueled by the U.S. borrowing money through the sale of bonds to China, one of the world's poorest countries at that time. The sale of these bonds financed a growing U.S. trade deficit. China produced low-cost goods, and we paid for them with money borrowed from the Chinese workers.

                          American factory production, which had fueled the American boom after WWII, was "shipped" overseas along with high-paying American jobs. America was shifting from abundance to complacency. Rather than produce, we borrowed and printed money to maintain our standard of living.

                          In 1976 America celebrated its 200th anniversary as a democracy. Rather than produce, we kept borrowing to finance social-welfare programs. Over the next three decades or so, America slid from complacency to apathy.

                          In 2007 the subprime crisis reared its ugly head. And by 2010, unemployment increased to double-digits, even as the rich got richer. Once-affluent people walked away from homes they could no longer afford. The U.S. moved from apathy to dependence.

                          Today we're dependent upon China to finance our debt as well as fill our stores with cheap products. At the same time, millions of Americans are becoming dependent upon the government to take care of them. If Tytler is correct, the American democracy is presently moving from dependence back to bondage.


                          Filling the Void

                          History reminds us that dictators and despots arise during times of severe economic crisis. Some of the more infamous despots are Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Napoleon. I find it interesting that the U.S. is now dependent upon Chairman Mao's creation, the People's Republic of China, for the things that we buy and the money that we borrow.

                          To me, this is spooky, foreboding, and ominous. While the Chinese people, as a rule, are good people, my business dealings with Communist Chinese officials have left me disturbed and concerned about the rise of the Chinese Empire. As you know, China doesn't plan on becoming a democracy. With money, factories, a billion people to feed, and a massive military, could they put the free world into bondage?

                          Although I don't like the way the Chinese do business, I continue to do business in China. I have to. They're the next world power. I cautiously believe that trade, business, and understanding offer better options for world peace and prosperity than isolationism.
                          Now the Western world must seek to grow stronger financially as China continues to gain power. To do this, our schools need to offer more sophisticated financial education to children of all ages.

                          This is not the time to be complacent or apathetic. This is the time to think globally. Putting up trade barriers would be disastrous. Instead, it's time our schools train students to be entrepreneurs who export to the world rather than employees looking for jobs that are being exported to low-wage countries.

                          Please be clear. I don't fear the Chinese. I fear our own growing weakness. Only a weak people can be oppressed. Today, America has too many people looking to the government for financial salvation.

                          In 1620 the Pilgrims fled the spiritual oppression of the Church of England. Today Americans may need to flee the financial oppression of our own government as our democracy dies. If we follow Tytler's cycle for democracy, our financial dependence will lead us to financial bondage.

                          2017 Goals:

                          #1: Do what I can do (200+ training days, 200+ aerobic hours). 

                          #2: Race shape (1/2 marathon, 2 half Ironmans, marathon)

                          #3: Prepare for 2018

                            If this obscure Scotsman really did write the above, I am certain that he would have read Paine's "Rights of Man", and penned a "my bad" (or the 18th century equivalent) in reply.

                            Come all you no-hopers, you jokers and rogues
                            We're on the road to nowhere, let's find out where it goes

                              If this obscure Scotsman really did write the above, I am certain that he would have read Paine's "Rights of Man", and penned a "my bad" (or the 18th century equivalent) in reply.


                              Thanks for making me snort my coffee. 

                              Only 26.2 miles more to go.