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Needs more cowbell!
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
Suffering Benefiting from mature onset exercise addiction and low aerobic endorphin release threshold. Hoping there is no cure.
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
Menace to Sobriety
Sensational way in intercourse temptation for you.
You will put an end to your diseases faster than you expected!
I feel so much better now.
Running is stupid
"You can't untrain for Monkey" - bdub
an amazing likeness
I've done my best to live the right way. I get up every morning and go to work each day. (for now)
2014 Goal -- Run 5X per week, pain-free (relatively) by end of summer.
I have a very witty follow-on for this, but I am changing my persona. Step one is to merely acknowledge the entry point as opposed to utilizing it.
Step ten, I think, will involve posting with a funny accent.
No wait, I already do that.