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jules2
Apparently a dead guy in England has died, named me as his next of kin, and some barrister wants to give me all the money! Sweet.
Its a lie I'm still alive
Old age is when you move from illegal to prescribed drugs.
"Enlarge your ...." Clearly the most ridiculous of them all! I mean - have they not seen me?
Purdey, they were talking about your willey not your ego
Queen of 3rd Place
Ex runner
One day at a time
I must be spamming in my sleep, I keep getting messages from me.
Hey, me, too! What's THAT about??
Imminent Catastrophe
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
sandwiches and hot swinedogs there as well and my companions all dive
Diving swinedogs!
Like a bigfoot, maybe?
Here's one just targeted to runners:
Our watch will look great even on any loser
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You all are going to be really jealous - I'm getting 40% of $18M from the Honorable Victor K. Almumet just for giving him some information and temporary access to my bank account.
Peasants.
You all are going to be really jealous - I'm getting 40% of $18M from the Honorable Victor K. Almumet just for giving him some information and temporary access to my bank account. Peasants.
Dang it. How can I get a piece of that action? I'll send you my bank account info.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Feel myself like a businessman? What?
Haven't you seen Pretty Woman? I think it involves paid help.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Well, if she looks like Julia Roberts, I'd consider it.
Hello, I am SGT Tom Kennedy, with the US Army stationed in Iraq, we have $20 Million USD in our possession and we want to move it out of the country, your share in this deal is 8 Million USD for assistance rendered. This transaction is legal and 100% risk free, please respond for complete information. Your in service. SGT Tom Kennedy.
Wow, it's from a serviceman, it must be legit!!