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rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
The funny part is that she has had 5 more kids since that pic.
And now some of those kids have kids of their own...the cycle continues.
I look my best blurry!
Sorry but I do get a kick out of this one in particular.
A Saucy Wench
For crying out loud, it's not even wheel chair accessible.
Very few gyms really are.
It cracks me up at my gym during the day to see all the people leaving and standing by their hot cars trying to let them cool off enough to get in to. While I take the 1 block walk to the back of the parking lot where my car is parked in the shade.
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
Unless you are in my shoes where the gym has no shady parking. Very annoying, especially as my gym is very central to a lot of places I go, so I often park there and then walk to wherever else I need to go.
Sulphur Springs 50km-- Ancaster, ON-- May 28, 2022
Tally in the Valley 12 hours-- Dundas, ON -- July 30, 2022 (Support SickKids Toronto)
Stokely Creek-- 56km-- Sault Ste. Marie, ON-- Sept. 24, 2022
I've got a fever...
Also acceptable: VAGINA It's not a clown car.
This is a great picture for a caption contest. Using the above two as a inspiration, here goes:
17 Reasons why anal isn't so bad after all.
Have at it. Best caption wins absolutely nothing.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
This is a great picture for a caption contest. Using the above two as a inspiration, here goes: 17 Reasons why anal isn't so bad after all. Have at it. Best caption wins absolutely nothing.
Heh...more NSFW caption contests.
Someone needs to get a TV
Heh.
Or:
Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.
Menace to Sobriety
I like my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while.
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Abs of Flabs
Heh.Or:Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.
Can you blame the guy if this is the only way he could get some? Once every 9 months. Throw the guy a bone!
Throw the guy a bone!
That bone is 50% responsible.
You are clearly not familiar with 2nd trimester lovin' if you think having a pregnant wife means not getting any for 9 months.
2nd trimester = bowm chicka bow wow!
Not if she is the gate keeper