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I've got a fever...
Hey, I didn't know Kilmer is gonna play the Penguin.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
I swear I thought that pic was Travolta (although the context tells me otherwise).
Holy smokes... both fattened up and are doppelgangers. Maybe they DO all turn into L Ron Hubbard's aliens.
In an infinite universe, the one thing sentient life cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion
Princess Cancer Pants
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.
Menace to Sobriety
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
I can't believe FUPA has actually taken off. My friends made this up in the mid 90's. I used it and always had to explain it to people, but now I actually hear other people use it.
Yeah...and my friends and I thought we made up SBD, too...
Feeling the growl again
but friends actually did make up FUPA, that and the Donkey Punch.
Donkey Punch. Now there's a college throwback...
"If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does. There's your pep talk for today. Go Run." -- Slo_Hand
I am spaniel - Crusher of Treadmills
finnegan begin again
SO ANYWAY, A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR
STOP ME IF YOU"VE HEARD THIS
"... the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value..." Thomas Paine Dec 23, 1776 The Crisis
Adversity is the first path to truth. Lord Byron
"No one plans to fail…..they fail to plan" Skinny Pete
I don't know what SBD is, .
-15 from Ravenclaw.
I don't know what SBD is,
South Beach Diet?
I ran a mile and I liked it, liked it, liked it. firstname.lastname@example.org