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Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
That's not a Triceratops, so I think he's ok. Plus, Jesus rides whatever dinosaur he damn well pleases.
It is good to know that Jesus doesn't use spurs.
Except the one Dopple Bock is riding.
Runners run
Imminent Catastrophe
Too bad he's not wearing Huaraches. Because that would be a great celebrity endorsement.
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
Hoodoo Guru
Ha!
The tangents are moot.
Or maybe he has and doesn't want to let it go afraid he may lose it!
"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas" Davy Crockett
I've got a fever...
Zoom-zoom, you owe me several minutes of my life back. I will accept beer as payment.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Dave
Almost fell out of my chair on that one.
I ran a mile and I liked it, liked it, liked it. dgb2n@yahoo.com
I look my best blurry!
On the first day of one of my college classes the professor was taking role and repeated "Christian Cervix" several times before I realized he was attempting to pronounce my name! I was horrified!!!! I guess it could have been worse.
Kristen
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Wow.
zoomy:
Just wow.
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
Hey, nice marmot!
Along similar lines, another famous Mike http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ARYmYEN4A
Ben
"The world is my country, science is my religion."-- Christiaan Huygens