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Funny signs you have seen during a race (Read 535 times)

    Before Saturday's Soldier Field 10, while waiting for my corral to start, I looked over and saw this sign:

    HAVE YOU POOPED YET?

    It reminded me of several other signs I have seen on the sidelines, such as

    THIS SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA 3 MONTHS AGO

     

    RUN AS IF YOU'RE BEING CHASED BY CLOWNS

     

    SMILE IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR

     

    RUN? I THOUGHT YOU SAID RUM.

     

    What signs have you seen during your races?

    Madison Marathon 11/10/2013  5:05:50
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    A Dance with Monkeys

      Pain is Hills Entering Your Body.

       

      Pride is Temporary, Pain is Forever

        some signs at the recent Zion 100

         

        "You are NOT almost there"

         

        "Humpty Dumpty had wall issues too"

         

        "Getting up early to hang this sign wasn't easy either"

         

        "P.R. or E.R."

         

        "Think this is hard? try growing out bangs"

         

        "5 to 1 you hurl before this is over"

         

        and

         

        "Blisters are Braille for awesome!"


        Interval Junkie --Nobby

          "Paul Ryan blew by here an hour ago!" (at mile 2 of the Philly marathon 2012)

           

          "Bike dismount area ahead" (also at the Philly marathon)

          2014 Goals:  sub-3 Marathon 

          Current Status 06/19: Pelvic stress-fracture = 6-weeks of no running.

            "This Parade Sucks"  at the Broad Street 10 Mile Run

            Runner's High® - Endurance Nutrition

            www.runnershighnutrition.com

              accidental double post

                "No one MADE you do this"

                  I've posted this before so sorry to those that have seen it in previous version of this thread .... taken by my wife at Mile 25 of 2011 Cal Int Marathon:

                   


                  Boston Strong in 2014!

                    "My pace or yours?"

                     

                    "Worst parade ever"

                     

                    "Those shorts make your butt look fast"

                    2014 goals

                    2000 miles; 5k < 24:30; HM < 1:56Century Bike Ride

                     

                    Upcoming:

                    NYC Half Marathon 3/16Boston Marathon 4/21

                      Runners run.


                      Needs more cowbell!

                        accidental double post

                         

                        Best. sign. EVER!!!

                        I shoot pretty things! ~

                        '14 Goals:

                        • 2 olympic distance duathlons -- 6 days apart -- PR at least 1

                        • 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)


                        Hungry

                          I saw "Chuck Norris never ran a marathon." during the 2012 Twin Cities Marathon. I smiled, which prompted the holder of the sign to yell, "Do it for Chuck!"

                            It wasn't a sign, but a spectator said this at the the top of a down hill we were about to run down. It was an out and back course so we had to run up the hill at the end of the race:

                             

                            "We're going to start digging, so when you get back it will be down hill for you!"

                             

                            maybe you had to be there....

                              "Shoe sale ahead"

                              "Run like you stole something"

                              'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'

                               

                              "Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'"  - Peter Maher

                               

                              "Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run."  -Monte Davis

                                The other day I saw, "Hey John, why are all those girls looking at your ass?".

                                2014 Goals

                                Weight - 200 lbs (stuck around 211)

                                2000 miles (1190 as of July 1)

                                Work on stretching and flexibility (doing so much better at this!)

                                Stay healthy for Boston 2015 (have a BQ -9:00 time) - check!

                                Marathon - 3:10 (Goal Race in October)

                                HM 1:29:59 (Goal race in July)

                                10k - 39:59 (no goal race yet)

                                5k - 19:30 (goal race July 4)

                                 

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