>General Running>Funny signs you have seen during a race
Lakefront Half Marathon
Before Saturday's Soldier Field 10, while waiting for my corral to start, I looked over and saw this sign:
HAVE YOU POOPED YET?
It reminded me of several other signs I have seen on the sidelines, such as
THIS SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA 3 MONTHS AGO
RUN AS IF YOU'RE BEING CHASED BY CLOWNS
SMILE IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR
RUN? I THOUGHT YOU SAID RUM.
What signs have you seen during your races?
1/28/17 Lakefront Half Marathon, Chicago 2:25:56
4/2/17 --Shamrock Shuffle, Chicago 51:02
Memorial Day Weekend - Conquer the Capital Challenge, Madison
5/27/17 Twilight 10K
5/28/17 Run Madtown Half Marathon
Pain is Hills Entering Your Body.
Pride is Temporary, Pain is Forever
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
some signs at the recent Zion 100
"You are NOT almost there"
"Humpty Dumpty had wall issues too"
"Getting up early to hang this sign wasn't easy either"
"P.R. or E.R."
"Think this is hard? try growing out bangs"
"5 to 1 you hurl before this is over"
"Blisters are Braille for awesome!"
Trail and Ultra Running User Group
Interval Junkie --Nobby
"Paul Ryan blew by here an hour ago!" (at mile 2 of the Philly marathon 2012)
"Bike dismount area ahead" (also at the Philly marathon)
2016 Goals: Lose the 10lbs I gained for not having goals
"This Parade Sucks" at the Broad Street 10 Mile Run
vincoding.com: A collection of useful code snippets
accidental double post
"No one MADE you do this"
I've posted this before so sorry to those that have seen it in previous version of this thread .... taken by my wife at Mile 25 of 2011 Cal Int Marathon:
Half Fanatic 12680
"My pace or yours?"
"Worst parade ever"
"Those shorts make your butt look fast"
2017 goals: Don't embarrass myself at IM 70.3 World Championship (September, Chattanooga)
Needs more cowbell!
Best. sign. EVER!!!
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
I saw "Chuck Norris never ran a marathon." during the 2012 Twin Cities Marathon. I smiled, which prompted the holder of the sign to yell, "Do it for Chuck!"
It wasn't a sign, but a spectator said this at the the top of a down hill we were about to run down. It was an out and back course so we had to run up the hill at the end of the race:
"We're going to start digging, so when you get back it will be down hill for you!"
maybe you had to be there....
Books I Have Read
Last Race: Portland Maine Half Marathon October 5 2014
"Shoe sale ahead""Run like you stole something"
'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'
"Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'" - Peter Maher
"Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run." -Monte Davis
The other day I saw, "Hey John, why are all those girls looking at your ass?".
Get ready for my 2nd Boston Marathon
No race goals, just stay healthy and work on flexibility and strength.