>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
Needs more cowbell!
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
Agony of Da Feet (#2867)
Run to Win24 Marathons, 17 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)
(wow, been a while since that's been updated...)
Run until the trail runs out.
The pain that hurts the worse is the imagined pain. One of the most difficult arts of racing is learning to ignore the imagined pain and just live with the present pain (which is always bearable.) - Jeff
E.J.Greater Lowell Road RunnersCry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.