Official RA Joke Thread! (Read 7296 times)


Ultra Cowboy

    Two privates stationed at Fort Campbell were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying.

    "This here's a big mule!"

    "This ain't no mule, this here's a donkey."

    "Mule!"

    "Donkey!"

    Well, this went on for a while until the camp chaplain came by. "What are you boys doing?"

    "We're diggin' a grave for this mule."

    "Donkey, dammit!"

    The chaplain cut in, "Boys, this isn't either one, according to the bible, it's an ass."

    An hour later, the camp commander came up and said, "What are you men doing, digging a foxhole?"

    the privates responded in unison  "No sir. not according to the bible..."

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      I don't have a joke... just this old ad:

       

      In an infinite universe, the one thing sentient life cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion

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        I don't have a joke... just this old ad:

         

        Where can I buy a running holster for that?

        Well at least someone here is making relevance to the subject. - S.J.

          I don't have a joke... just this old ad:

           

           

          Ain't no joke man...  Don't throw it out!

             

            Where can I buy a running holster for that?

             

            you take it to the track, put it in the middle of the infield and use your 150 meter long headphone cord.

            In an infinite universe, the one thing sentient life cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion

            http://htwins.net/scale2/scale2.swf?bordercolor=white&fb_source=message

             

             

             

               you take it to the track, put it in the middle of the infield and use your 150 meter long headphone cord.

               

              Hey, that would improve your cornering as well!

              Well at least someone here is making relevance to the subject. - S.J.

                 

                Hey, that would improve your cornering as well!

                 

                Depends on the track!

                  Depends on the track!

                   

                  I foresee lane violations on that track.

                  Well at least someone here is making relevance to the subject. - S.J.