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Princess Cancer Pants

    '17 Goals:

    • Chemo

    • Chemo-Radiation

    • Surgery

    • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

     

    She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

    ~ Unknown


    Princess Cancer Pants

      '17 Goals:

      • Chemo

      • Chemo-Radiation

      • Surgery

      • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

       

      She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

      ~ Unknown

         

         

        That's funny.  I assume there's an adult taping this, and I question the judgement and parenting / babysitting ability of the adult.

        2017 Goals:

        #1: Do what I can do (200+ training days, 200+ aerobic hours). 

        #2: Race shape (1/2 marathon, 2 half Ironmans, marathon)

        #3: Prepare for 2018


        Princess Cancer Pants

          That's funny.  I assume there's an adult taping this, and I question the judgement and parenting / babysitting ability of the adult.

           

          I'd like to think it's an older sibling.  Looks like something we'd have done with my baby sister if we'd had a TM and mom and dad weren't looking.  We used to spike her sippy cup with Tabasco sauce...and she loved it.  To this day she loves some seriously spicy foods, so our prank backfired! Tongue

          '17 Goals:

          • Chemo

          • Chemo-Radiation

          • Surgery

          • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

           

          She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

          ~ Unknown

            that's funny, but that toddler is only inches away from being sucked under the treadmill by the moving belt. That would give some serious treadmill belt rash...

              "If you have the fire, run..." -John Climacus

                that's funny, but that toddler is only inches away from being sucked under the treadmill by the moving belt. That would give some serious treadmill belt rash...

                 
                Yes, as a parent, I have concern for the kid's safety...

                As a human, I'm tickled by what I see.

                 

                Warning: Do NOT try this at home with your toddler tonight!

                2017 Goals:

                #1: Do what I can do (200+ training days, 200+ aerobic hours). 

                #2: Race shape (1/2 marathon, 2 half Ironmans, marathon)

                #3: Prepare for 2018

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                  "If you have the fire, run..." -John Climacus


                  Princess Cancer Pants

                     
                    Yes, as a parent, I have concern for the kid's safety...

                    As a human, I'm tickled by what I see.

                     

                    Warning: Do NOT try this at home with your toddler tonight!

                     

                    What cracks me up is the kid's facial expression as he gets up and runs back to do it again.  He's like a mini Jackass cast member! Tongue

                    '17 Goals:

                    • Chemo

                    • Chemo-Radiation

                    • Surgery

                    • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

                     

                    She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

                    ~ Unknown

                      Being the youngest of 9 I would have been the one on the treadmill if we owned one.

                      Many of my siblngs antics involved dressing me in my brother's hockey equipment and then launching me using various techniques.

                      I have the scars to prove it, but to be fair, I've got a few of my own making as well.


                      Princess Cancer Pants

                        Being the youngest of 9 I would have been the one on the treadmill if we owned one.

                        Many of my siblngs antics involved dressing me in my brother's hockey equipment and then launching me using various techniques.

                         

                        Makes one wonder how all of the Duggar kids have made it as far as they have...

                        '17 Goals:

                        • Chemo

                        • Chemo-Radiation

                        • Surgery

                        • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

                         

                        She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

                        ~ Unknown

                          Being the youngest of 9 I would have been the one on the treadmill if we owned one.

                          Many of my siblngs antics involved dressing me in my brother's hockey equipment and then launching me using various techniques.

                          I have the scars to prove it, but to be fair, I've got a few of my own making as well.

                           

                          Ha. In the fall we would put my kid brother in a football helmet and play "NFL's Hardest Hitters" which involved having him run full speed towards a mattress while my older brother and I clobbered him.

                           

                          In winter, this game became "NHL's Hardest Hitters", with a hockey helmet.

                           

                          Summer..."Chin Music", where we put him in a baseball helmet (headgear shows great concern for his safety throughout the seasons) and threw balled up tinfoil as close to his face as we could get "without hitting" him.

                           

                          He eventually got bigger - much, much bigger - and I paid dearly for these early trangressions.

                          Come all you no-hopers, you jokers and rogues
                          We're on the road to nowhere, let's find out where it goes