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Injured again, this time broken 5th metatarsal, because I'm a clutz. (At least this time I have a sympathetic DR)
I need a snappy comeback for everyone that makes a wise crack about my "healthy running lifestyle".
Get off my porch
Menace to Sobriety
"Your Mom doesn't seem to think so"
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
This is the best possible answer. Winner.
levitation specialist
^^^^thirds.
+2 (3?) to the tried-and-true "your mom" joke.
You can even expand it to "The endurance is worth it when I'm doing your mom--and I don't need to be on my feet for that. I mean, damn, that lady takes a long time to service. Ask your dad."
"When a person trains once, nothing happens. When a person forces himself to do a thing a hundred or a thousand times, then he certainly has developed in more ways than physical. Is it raining? That doesn't matter. Am I tired? That doesn't matter, either. Then willpower will be no problem." Emil Zatopek
Never doubt Jerkstore. It's works in every situation.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries...
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
ultramarathon/triathlete
Injured again, this time broken 5th metatarsal, because I'm a clutz. (At least this time I have a sympathetic DR) I need a snappy comeback for everyone that makes a wise crack about my "healthy running lifestyle".
How about
"Yeah? Well you're still fat but you don't hear me teasing you about it."
I like the mom comeback though.
HTFU? Why not!
USATF Coach
Empire Tri Club CoachGatorade Endurance Team
I think you could end the comments and all future comment with an "Office Linebacker" tactic:
Terry Tate
And follow it up with "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Sorry with my avatar I felt obligated to chime in on that one.
Dave
And follow it up with "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!" Sorry with my avatar I felt obligated to chime in on that one.
I'd have been bummed if you hadn't!