>General Running>running and having to take a dump
Leaves of 3, leave 'em be...or somethin' like that.
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Menace to Sobriety
anyone ever do this?
im 29 years old and almost shit my pants a while back...for the first time since i was a toddler. it just crept up on me and wasn't aware of it before i started out on my journey...
what do you do if you do long runs in the middle of nowhere (or in a race) and get the feeling that you might have to drop a load half way through?
i *barely* made it back...
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
runnin from hell
Running is stupid
for anyone that DOES shit in their pants...i would recommend the "chop 'n soak" technique.
basically, you follow three simple steps:
1. get your hand in the karate chop position (straight and stiff)
2. chop your your shorts/underwear into the crack of your ass
3. let it soak....
That could prevent the "friction" that occurred by the dude that crapped his pants in that story.
Great read BTW...makes me feel normal.
A Saucy Wench
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7