>Off the Beaten Path>I can see a booger in your nose
My wife says you should hand someone a Kleenex in this situation.
I came up with five options depending upon the person and place when the booger is on display.
There's a Booger in Your Nose
What do you do? I'd want someone to tell me.
Pick it flick it lick it and stick it!
Half Fanatic #846
"There's a booger in your nose"
That's where I'd keep mine. I mean if I had any.
"I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's usually my ankle" - unk. Run like the winded
I ran half my last race on my left foot! "Frankly autocorrect, I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt"
Menace to Sobriety
"Ya got a whistler there"
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Diggin' for gold.
Well I taste like a booger but I look like a worm.
Bet you've never seen a booger that could squirm.
I'll be here when you sneeze,
and I'll be here when you cough.
Because I'm stuck on your finger and you can't shake me off.
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
Quit looking up folk's nose! <be taller>
Running is stupid