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ALERT! NEWS FLASH! (Read 918 times)


Imminent Catastrophe

    So I'm watching Fox News earlier today and suddenly they flash the ALERT and play the BREAKING NEWS sound. So I'm thinking, Oh no...Assassination? Suicide bomber? Earthquake? Tsunami? Then the shocking announcement... Britney Spears has just been released from the hospital! Sheesh. BTW this is not to single out Fox, they're all just as bad.

    "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

     "To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain

    "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

     

    √ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015

    Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016

    Western States 100 June 2016


    Princess Cancer Pants

      Was that 72 hours? Celebs... Roll eyes

      '17 Goals:

      • Chemo

      • Chemo-Radiation

      • Surgery

      • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

       

      She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

      ~ Unknown

        LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
        E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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        Princess Cancer Pants

          '17 Goals:

          • Chemo

          • Chemo-Radiation

          • Surgery

          • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

           

          She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

          ~ Unknown

            E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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            PWL


            Has been

              I'm glad you let me know. I don't have Fox News on and none of my so-called "friends" thought enough of me to give me a call and let me know that really important news was happening. I didn't know "White Trash" Spears was even in the hospital. I must be living under a f**kin rock!

              "I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong."--Bertrand Russell


              Princess Cancer Pants

                I didn't know "White Trash" Spears was even in the hospital. I must be living under a f**kin rock!
                Which one? You do know her 16 year old "wholesome" sister is knocked-up, right?

                '17 Goals:

                • Chemo

                • Chemo-Radiation

                • Surgery

                • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

                 

                She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

                ~ Unknown

                PWL


                Has been

                  Which one? You do know her 16 year old "wholesome" sister is knocked-up, right?
                  Is that the Nickelodeon one? Wow, you can take the girl out of the trailer, but can't take the trailer out of the girl. Modified to add: my apologies to anyone who lives in a trailer Blush

                  "I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong."--Bertrand Russell

                    So I'm watching Fox News earlier today and suddenly they flash the ALERT and play the BREAKING NEWS sound. So I'm thinking, Oh no...Assassination? Suicide bomber? Earthquake? Tsunami? Then the shocking announcement... Britney Spears has just been released from the hospital!
                    How did she look?


                    Options,Account, Forums

                      Tell us the important stuff -- is she doing that MAF stuff, and where is her training log???

                      It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


                      12 Monkeys

                        can't take the trailer out of the girl
                        Shocked That is utterly gross.


                        One day at a time

                          Which one? You do know her 16 year old "wholesome" sister is knocked-up, right?
                          Yeah, DD 9 told me about it!!


                          Princess Cancer Pants

                            Yeah, DD 9 told me about it!!
                            And Lynn Spears was writing a parenting book! Hmmm...perhaps I should write an authoritative guide to something I obviously suck at. I know, I'll write a book on marathoning utilizing the Lynn Spears method of authoring. Seeing as I have yet to run one, it should be a best-seller! Evil grin

                            '17 Goals:

                            • Chemo

                            • Chemo-Radiation

                            • Surgery

                            • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

                             

                            She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

                            ~ Unknown


                            Where's my coffee?

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XE0dYZiJVs&feature=related
                              Okay, that's freakin' scary. Our local Denver news is reporting that she put 2.2 million dollars down on a house here. Maybe the thin mountain air will do her some good.
                              My sport is your sport's punishment!


                              One day at a time

                                Another news flash - one of the debate commentators mentioned how tired all the Democratic candidates looked, but said that John Edwards did show some spark. Diane Sawyer replied, "And didn't he break away this afternoon to go for a RUN?" Hmm, maybe I should give him a second look!
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